[ SECRET POST #1680 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1680 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 102 secrets from Secret Submission Post #240.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

lmao

Against my will, this calls to my mind the Blueberry scandal on ONTD a while back where all these girls sent their nudes to Eli Roth and then felt like they had a shot with him (literally, some of them starting slamming his ex because omg they were totally ~way hotter~ than her)

[xelestri.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that whole thing was entertaining as hell.

[(Anonymous)]

It really, really was. But damn was the stuff on blueberrysecret ever fucked up. Oh God.

But I do love how everyone on ONTD adored Eli Roth and then after Blueberry Gate, it was almost like most of them (aside from his blueberry stans) pretended to never like him in the first place (or maybe they went back to liking him? idk, ONTD is pretty fickle)

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

That whole thing went from :DDDD to DDDD: so fast it made my head spin.

[fairhearing.livejournal.com]

The thing is that they probably DO have a chance with him. They just have to approach it the right way. That is, not thinking he's going to be their girlfriend after they sent him pics of their cleavage.

But if they moved to L.A. and interned in PR or something and ended up going to a party where he was? A woman under the age of 45 who took care of herself would not find it hard to seduce Eli Roth into a makeout session, js.

lol I sound stalkery, but I'm sayin', it's more than possible. It happens a lot and just takes smarts, confidence, which a lot of people in fandom lack severely, and the knowledge you're only going to get a certain thing out of the encounter.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, because everyone in Hollywood is so shallow that all they care about are looks. That mentality cracks me up and I hope Eli Roth proved them wrong.

[anydoppelganger.livejournal.com]

UGH truly ONTD's darkest moment

so much second-hand embarrassment for all those starfuckers