fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #1683 ]

⌈ Secret Post #1683 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Thor]

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[One Life To Live]

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[Jem]

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[Claymore, Twin Peaks]

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[Russ Freeman & The Rippingtons]

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[Transformers/Sabaton]

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[Inariya Fusanosuke/Nyancosan/Maiden Rose]

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[Knight Rider and The A-Team]

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[Psykoneko]

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[Kaze Hikaru]

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[Monster High]

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(Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

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[SGA]

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[Homestuck]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

25. [SPOILERS for A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Dance With Dragons]

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26. [SPOILERS for Gundam Wing: Frozen Teardrop]

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27. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]

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28. [TRIGGER WARNING for incest]

[Fraiser]

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29. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]

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30. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]

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31. [SPOILERS for Naruto]
[TRIGGER WARNING for incest, shota]

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32. [TRIGGER WARNING for eating disorders]

[Leverage]

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well senses of humour have to be fun otherwise they're senses of unhumour

BUT BRO THEY SHOULD PACKAGE ME AND SELL ME IN JOKE FACTORIES, I RECKON THEY'D MAKE A STUNNING PROFIT ON THE LULZ

well they could wrap around so far that they become an extremely dry and dark sense of humor you see

and I can honestly say that if I were choosing whether to buy a handygarden or a fake vomit, I would go for the handygarden.

well dry senses of humour are useless because you can just like throw some water on it and then it'll ALL HAVE BEEN A WASTE

unless they wrapped around so far in a raincoat, in which case they'd be guarded senses of humour

FACT OF THE DAY

"handygarden" is actually my username because i was watching a vocaloid video back when i did that shit and there was a video about some rin chick killing everyone and making a garden out of people's hands

and it's also an alternate account which i have a great many of because i felt like every aspect of my greatness should be shared in usernames and user icons that i am too frugal to pay for

disclaimer: "fact of the day" actually doesn't mean "fact of the day", it means "i felt like telling you useless trivia so you better deal with it bitch" but i wasn't allowed to put "bitch" on the label

some senses of humor are quite waterproof, though, because they are made out of dry things like... plastic. But, I suppose that would be a mass-produced, cheaply-made, and mainstream sense of humor?

Wow you just took me back to the time when I used to watch those vocaloid videos about the rin chick killing everyone and making a garden out of people's hands

is this the part where we fall into each other's arms and weep for our vocaloid-ridden pasts

and for your useless trivia, I will respond with a useless trivia also: a suborder of octopodes called "cirrina" have small internal shells and fins on their heads because they are just that fancy

(if you already knew that my opinion of you is going to go waaaaay up and I will feel a little embarrassed)

i have a dry sense of humour but it's made of diamond so i only bring it out when there's a fancy party and i need to brood to pull all the pussy in the event that my catnip doesn't work

well i'd totally fall into your arms but unfortunately i believe that "arm" is ableist so therefore i shall stand here on my legstumps and DISAPPROVE HIGHLY

.....unfortunately your opinion of me will have to stay down because most of my useless trivia is related to history

LIKE DO YOU KNOW IN KENT I THINK IN THE 1600S OR 1960S THERE WAS A PERIOD IN WHICH IT RAINED FISH AND FROGS DUE TO A HURRICANE THE PREVIOUS DAY LIFTING UP WILDLIFE FROM THE LOCAL LAKE AND DROPPING IT THE DAY AFTER

oh well my sense of humor is sort of like a potato; as those are probably the most hilarious food and i would like to think of myself as at least somewhat entertaining

in that case can we just chestbump gently, in a voluptuous and non-ableist manner

that is some good trivia, though!!! ok did you know that some guy in english history died of getting arsenic enemas while imprisoned in the tower of london

i didn't like that lecture much as most of it was not so interesting so i dont recall the details but i will never forget that part as long as i live

shit bro i totally didn't see your post there, i must've still had my night vision goggles on from when i was out robbing that bank-- i mean helping old women cross dangerous highways

and their little dogs too

ON SECOND THOUGHT BITCHES BETTER HIGH FIVE (ﾉ∀｀*)八(＾□＾*)೨

lol that is very interesting as well

did you know that on my mom's straighteners there is a warning that says "please do not use to straighten eyelashes"

Wooooooooah no it's chill I was busy traveling home anyway so you musn't feel that you deprived me of your presence for so very long

I was not aware that useful topiary was also heir to the throne of liquid side dishes. May I say that your usernames are very charming?

Okay so did you know that there are bones in people called "sesamoid bones" which are these little things embedded in your tendons? The patella (kneecap) is one of them. Also they're called sesamoid bones because the guy who named them thought they looked like sesame seeds. They don't actually. At all.

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