[ SECRET POST #1705 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #1705 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.



__________________________________________________

02.


__________________________________________________

03.


__________________________________________________

04.


__________________________________________________

05.


__________________________________________________

06.


__________________________________________________

07.


__________________________________________________

08.


__________________________________________________

09.


__________________________________________________

10.


__________________________________________________

11.


__________________________________________________

12.


__________________________________________________

13.


__________________________________________________

14.


__________________________________________________

15.


__________________________________________________

16.


__________________________________________________

17.


__________________________________________________

18.


__________________________________________________

19.


__________________________________________________

20.


__________________________________________________

21.


__________________________________________________

22.


__________________________________________________

23.


__________________________________________________

24.


__________________________________________________

25.


__________________________________________________

26.


__________________________________________________

27.


__________________________________________________

28.


__________________________________________________

29.


__________________________________________________

30.


__________________________________________________

31.


__________________________________________________

32.


__________________________________________________

33.


__________________________________________________

34.


__________________________________________________

35.







Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 10 pages, 241 secrets from Secret Submission Post #244.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

At the same time, we also had Zidane teaching Vivi how to jerk off in FFIX... good times 8D

[johnnyabatti.livejournal.com]

link

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

I don't know what he exactly said in the Japanese or English version as I was playing the German version, but Zidane does say something like: "I'm going to show/teach you how to become a man" in Madain Sari (I think that's where it was, haven't played it in a long time) and it just sounded so much like Zidane teaching Vivi how to jerk off to me.

[inuyatta.livejournal.com]

No, he was just teaching him how to pee out in nature. XD Apparently this is a big deal for guys? Idk.

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

But if they're just peeing, why is he making such a fuss about it? XD That's what I was always wondering about, so my mind obviously went to the more nsfw version of what was happening :X

[inuyatta.livejournal.com]

Lol, guys just seem to think it's empowering that they can use the whole world as their bathroom, or so I hear.

Never mind that the rest of animal-kind already does so...

[time-ambassador.livejournal.com]

wat

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

I don't know what he exactly said in the Japanese or English version as I was playing the German version, but Zidane does say something like: "I'm going to show/teach you how to become a man" in Madain Sari (I think that's where it was, haven't played it in a long time) and it just sounded so much like Zidane teaching Vivi how to jerk off to me.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure they were just taking a leak into the river.

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

That's what people have been telling me, but when I saw that scene and Zidane went: "I'm going to show you how to become a man" (or something of that sort), I was like: "Zidane, dammit, what are you teaching Vivi there?"

[tiger-pause.livejournal.com]

I thought they were just urinating together!? Was that really what he was doing? Didn't it go *tinkle tinkle* or am I just misremembering it?

[(Anonymous)]

It went tinkle tinkle, yes.

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know what he said in English (or Japanese for that matter) because I was playing the German version, but Zidane being all: "I'm going to show you how to become a man" (or something like that) sounded too much like: "Good grief, he's teaching Vivi how to jerk off".

[thesaneminority.livejournal.com]

In the English version they're definitely peeing.

[(Anonymous)]

They're definitely peeing even in German.

[toshi-hakari.livejournal.com]

But if they're just peeing, why is he making such a fuss about it? XD That's what I was always wondering about, so my mind obviously went to the more nsfw version of what was happening :X

[sindragosa.livejournal.com]

I'm 98% sure they were taking a piss in the English version, since Eiko snooped on them and heard the ~tinkle tinkle~ sound.

Then again, she was just as baffled as we are.