And it DOESN'T WORK. That is the curse of Robert Pattinson. He doesn't wash, he openly mocks the books, and he does bizarre Dali movies where he makes out with dudes*, and none of this scares them away. NONE OF IT. It's so sad.



*In any other fandom I'd say that's a good way of gaining their love, but Twilight fandom seems bizarrely nonslashy. Yet another reason it is dreadful.