I'm ok with the f.a.m. when it's all about getting people to stop saying comments like "man the harpoons".

Pretty soon though I won't be surprised if someone starts a s.a.m. for the shits and gigs. For every skinny person whose been told:

-to eat more because they look gross, when they're healthy and naturally skinnier than most people
-to stop being skinny because they look like "sex dolls and commercial props"!