[ SECRET POST #1747 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1747 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 316 secrets from Secret Submission Post #250.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

11. http://i.imgur.com/izHDT.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

So so skinny = gay = creepy, and that scares you?

Okay then. I don't think poor English excuses that.

[santagrover.livejournal.com]

uh oh

[t3h-toby-chan.livejournal.com]

Gay = creepy?

oppa? really?

[writerserenyty.livejournal.com]

OK, I know the rest of the secret is going to get wank and lots of comments,

But the fact that you actually used "oppa" about a favorite? really? am I just that disconnected from KPop that I'm surprised?

Honestly, the widespread use of oppa slightly squicks me out.

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Trololololo, lolololo, lololo~~~~

[megalomaniageek.livejournal.com]

I'm really sick of all these secrets about judging people because their body type (or combination of body type and clothes) is not to their taste. It's not more okay to do it for thin people than fat people or vice versa.
Also I cannot articulate how much the equating gay and creepy thing is just a million kinds of wrong.

[thegutterati.livejournal.com]

what the fuck, OP

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, at this point, I'm just assuming all these incredibly dumbass, offensive KPop secrets are made by trolls hellbent on making an entire fandom look bad. Because, WTF.

Unless, I suppose it's possible that OP comes from a country where you're still indoctrinated that homosexuality is OMGWRONGBAD, which makes this secret hella depressing.

[frozenish.livejournal.com]

lol irl

ok, crazy

[(Anonymous)]

You sound homophobic and fat.

[(Anonymous)]

Admit it, you just want to become a pair of tight, leather pants so they can wear you.

ADMIT IT

And what did those pants ever do to you, you jealous maggot? God I'm so pissed!!

[(Anonymous)]

I only wish everyone wore skinny jeans.

Around here, the fashion is jeans so fucking loose that the guy's belt is usually below his ass cheeks and he's either waddling like a toddler with a load in his diaper or grabbing his junk every five minutes just to keep his pants from falling off.

I'll take the skinny jeans, thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

So only gay men are thin and have a penchant for skinny jeans/leather pants? gurl please. go get help with your homophobia.

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

seconding (thirding, fourthing...):

gay = creepy?

Did you really just write GAY like it was some terrible awful thing???

I can't, anon. I just can't.

[fearless-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I really hope OP is a straight girl who refuses to crush on gay guys because it's possible to suspend disbelief for a .0000001% chance they'd ever fuck you, but not a 0% chance, and thinks all straight girls do the same thing? Or... something?

Honestly tho they're probably just a douchebag.

I think you meant...

[(Anonymous)]

"*cough* sorry, my trolling levels aren't what they used to be, I'm trying to get back in shape, how did I do?"

[amethyst-rei.livejournal.com]

"Obviously noone wants to hear their oppas be called gay"

Speak for yourself OP.

Also, insinuating that creepy = gay? Not cool.

[ketita.livejournal.com]

Then like 50% of Korea is gay, 'cause let me tell you, those skinny jeans are EVERYWHERE.
There's no way it's just a fashion trend.

[mochibuni.livejournal.com]

Wank aside, it's like Justin Beiber learned how to make Asian clones of himself.

[badass-tiger.livejournal.com]

Wow seriously. And I get the feeling this secret is real because I've just seen enough fangirls irl. Still though, why so concerned about skinny jeans?

[doll-soul.livejournal.com]

OP, I don't care if you call them gay. I do care if by 'gay' you mean stupid, creepy or weird, not cool.

Also, wtf do skinny jeans have to do with sexual orientation?

[dial-five.livejournal.com]

Lol, fuck that, skinny jeans are sexy. :) What makes you think only gay people like them.

Also you're rude and closeminded.

[dentedsky.livejournal.com]

LOL but gurrfriend it's the fashion! I mean, they're skinny guys with skinny arms and skinny legs, there's no doubt about that.

If you want to be a fan of a non-skinny, non-homoerotic band then maybe don't pick SHINee, kkkk. I mean, really. Go to 2PM or MBLAQ or some other.