[ SECRET POST #1747 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1747 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 316 secrets from Secret Submission Post #250.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[mondaisenshi.livejournal.com]

Not... entirely, no. Whenever it's down to just Kyle and Cartman, they're very clear about their mutual hatred: Cartman hates everyone, but his excuse for hating Kyle is that he's Jewish; Kyle hates antisemitic bastards and generally bad people. They're just part of the same circles.

Stan knows that Cartman's an inexcusable bastard and just tolerates him. Kenny gets along with him a lot more (except when he picks on Kenny's poverty), but Kenny gets along with everyone fine... and seems drawn to dysfunction. Butters sees Cartman as this cool kid that everyone respects, regardless of the truth, and often follows him like a puppydog.

Cartman... sees Kyle and Kenny as people he can make fun of, which makes him feel better about himself, and also legitimately enjoys Kenny's sense of humor when Kenny's not picking on him. He sees Butters as someone he can manipulate, Stan as someone that will help him and back him up for loyalty or good-heartedness or some other screwed up process.

Honestly, I think Cartman's only actual friend is Kenny. The rest are just... associates that he hangs out with. Colleagues. Allies...? Pretty sure "friend" is a faulty syllogism and a misnomer... basically... just because friends hang out and Cartman hangs out with this group, that doesn't mean that the group members are friends. Cartman's not big on friends. Friendships take work and effort to maintain. Friendships, when tested, can fail. He doesn't want that. He wants his way. Right now. And forever.