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⌈ Secret Post #1753 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Secret of Kells]

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[Shortpacked/Strangers With Candy]

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[Ricky Gervais]

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[Marshall Eriksen]

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[Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett]

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[ThouShaltNot]

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[Russell Howard and Jon Richardson]

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[Queer as Folk]

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[Thor]

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[Blacksad]

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[The Iron Giant]

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[Fringe]

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[Monster High]

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[Tropic Thunder fake trailer]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Kane chronicles]

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[BBC Sherlock]

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[Spaced]

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(Transformers: Prime)

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43. [SPOILERS for Gears of War 3]

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50. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]

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51. [TRIGGER WARNING for abuse]

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52. [TRIGGER WARNING for sexual assault]

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53. [TRIGGER WARNING for gore]

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True story: Where my ex-husband lives they have wild (or perhaps feral...) peacocks. One day an elderly woman got pissed off at them and went to chase them off her lawn. She fell and broke her hip. (Which isn't funny of course and sucks, but anyway...) Fortunately someone came right away to take her the hospital, but that person left the door of the house open and the peacocks came in and messed up her house. (Not deliberately, I'm sure, because they're birds but I'll bet she just hated the things after that.)

Not deliberately, I'm sure, because they're birds

Ahahaha, oh God, see, it's because they're birds that I'm positive they did it on purpose. Most people don't know it, but peacocks are really intelligent birds. When I had my peacock she used to be able to comprehend games of chase and fetch, like a dog would, and knew how to come when called. Noah was pretty vengeful, too, and she actually could remember things that made her mad and exact revenge on them later. One time my mum scolded her for doing something, and when my mum turned around to leave, she launched herself at mum and legit karate-kicked her in the leg. She got pissed at my best friend the first time they met, and basically would try to peck her every time they crossed paths after that. Noah had a little problem with forgiveness.

So really, I have no problem believing that the peacocks deliberately were trying to challenge her for chasing them and were trying to take over her living area. Birds are dicks like that.

Wow, really? That is too funny. Now I feel even more sorry for that woman.

Yeah, she probably made a lifelong enemy, unfortunately. xD Another thing about birds is that they are incredibly persistent and don't give up when they want something.

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