I feel like this about most of my friends and fandoms. To transpost a meme from Tumblr...

Person: Have you seen this movie?
Internet: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Internet: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Internet: Gay.
Person: They're both happily--
Internet: Gay.
Person: You haven't even se--
Internet: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Internet: I just wrote the fic, bro.