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⌈ Secret Post #1757 ⌋

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28. http://i.imgur.com/UH6Oe.jpg

UGH, his teeth. I never could find the Joker attractive, his teeth are so NASTY.

Same with Rorschach.

Agreed! There's nothing sexy about bad oral health!

Seriously!

I bet you anything it didn't stink but smelled like candy because I can imagine the Joker popping gummi bears and sucking Dum Dums all day long.

if he doesn't brush, his morning breath's gonna smell the worst, because sugar breeds bacteria with the smelliest poops of them all.

Oh man, this! I don't know how many times I had to tell my ex that eating candy =/= a fresh candy-smelling breath. It just makes the bacteria breed faster. He had the rankest breath in the morning because he didn't brush at night after dessert. Made me sick to my stomach.

Hahaha, I like you, OP.
I thought the same thing and also I thought a lot about Rorschach's body odors when fangirls went crazy over him.

I don't care who is playing him, I cannot find the Joker attractive ever. I've just been reading the comics too long.

This.

Whenever The Joker was on screen, all I could think was "Where did Gary Oldman go?" I loved him so much

But yeah, Joker was pretty gross. I don't judge the people who say they wanted to bang him, but it always kind of confused me. To each their own!

"Where did Gary Oldman go?"

A+++ Everyone should be thinking this all the time. Gary Oldman is fabulous~

lol, indeed he is. I don't want to live in a world that doesn't have Gary Oldman

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frozenish.livejournal.com - 2011-10-26 02:12 (UTC) - Expand

I couldn't even see the Joker under that hobo mess. I was wondering why the hell Christopher Nolan thought filthy hair, teeth and clothes = darker and gritter Joker.

I would have preferred a suave yet psychopathic well-dressed guy. The Joker gives a damn about his looks.

The Joker gives a damn about his looks.

Nolan's obviously didn't. you missed the whole point of his joker, you fuck

(Anonymous) - 2011-10-26 03:57 (UTC) - Expand

homette.livejournal.com - 2011-10-26 04:04 (UTC) - Expand

A+

(Anonymous) - 2011-10-26 04:11 (UTC) - Expand

strike-you-out.livejournal.com - 2011-10-26 23:45 (UTC) - Expand

People find him attractive? And here I was, making googly eyes at him because he's a fantastic villain. Whoops.

I think a lot of the people who found him attractive felt that way because he's a fantastic villain.

Those yellow teeth...

fhfdgfvdvdvbk. Ew. I love him as a villian, but I could never find him attaractive ;/

Who are these people finding him attractive?

Gross.

I found Heath attractive, but Heath as the Joker? Ew, no.

Y (general your) KINMK, obviously

damn you hypnotizing Bunnicula.

I'd hit it. In fact i would pretty much bang almost any version of the Joker. But i have been told that makes me unhinged. What can i say? I love crazy sociopathic men.

mte. i can look past the scars. they don't bother me at all. he's still a really good looking guy.
but the rotten yellow teeth? do not want.

I can't find him hot in any incarnation cos, it's the bloody Joker ffs. I know Harley does but she's also nuts so we can't use her as a baseline really. I also know some fans would hit that but eh, up to them.

But have you seen the fic? Lots of DK!Joker fangirls got around this by saying he smells a lot nicer than he looks and I even saw one where he had a *make over* which basically involved washing his hair because his Sue demanded it. Lord knows how she stayed alive.

Edited 2011-10-26 12:27 (UTC)

I'm sure the potent stench of gasoline mixed with gun powder and wet greasepaint would've drowned it out almost completely. Despite the nasty discoloration, I still liked the way his teeth looked (at least they're straight); it worked well to convey his don't-give-a-fuck-about-anything-but-chaos attitude.