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⌈ Secret Post #1761 ⌋

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Early because there's a snowstorm here, not sure if power will stay on. Better early than late!

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Ew, Jesus Christ. It's like someone gave clay to an untalented blind man and told him to mold a human face.

And then after he was finished, he dropped it on the floor. Twice.

Nah, I think it was molded by someone who could see, but had only heard of human features by vague rumor.

Oh man...this is the first time someone has replied to me and made me genuinely laugh. Vague rumor, I love it. And you're so right.

"So, right, humans."

The artist was curious. He'd never heard of a human. "What do they look like?"

His friend gestured with a tentacle. "Well, they've got two dark pits in their face. Those are 'eyes', and are undercircled by two poking-out nodes called 'cheekbones'. And they've got big puffy things around their 'mouth'. Jaw.... not much to speak of. Humans are slight and pointy, and don't have any wrinkles."

"Wow, you know a lot about humans- how do you know all this?"

"Oh, anime."

lol, nodes. Such a wonderfully gross word that I almost never run into.

This is...incredible, by the way. <3

Anon from above: I love you forever.

Duck AND POTATO DECIDED THAT, AT THE END OF THIS SEASON OF SPN, THEY'RE GOING TO RETIRE QUIETLY WITH THE BABBY AND RAISE IT TOGETHER. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS QUITE NORMAL, SO LET ME THROW IN MY CRAZY REASONING. IN THE LAST TWO SEASONS Duck HAS BRANCHED OUT INTO DIRECTING AND VOICE ACTING, AND HAS ALSO BEEN VOCAL IN HIS DISLIKE OF WHERE SPN IS GOING. I BELIEVE HE'S DOING THIS TO BECOME A MOAR BEHIND THE SCENES PERSON WHEN SPN FINISHES AND THE BABBY ARRIVES. POTATO MEANWHILE SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME AWARE OF HIS LIMITATIONS AS AN ACTOR AND THE VIABILITY OF HIM BEING IN A HOLLYWOOD FILM. IT'S THE COMBINATION OF THESE THINGS THAT MAKES IT OBVIOUS THAT THEY'VE DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN AND START THEIR FAMILY. I IMAGINE THAT THE WIVES WILL EITHER STAY AROUND LIKE NOW, OR SIMPLE DISAPPEAR IN A QUIET DIVORCE THAT NO ONE WILL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ONCE SPN ENDS.

1. That's kind of a horrible thing to say about another human being, don't you think?

2. I don't see how anyone could consider him "ugly". I think he's utterly gorgeous. His striking cheekbones, his thick lashes and brows, his adorable ears, his intense blue eyes, his narrow nose and delicate jaw and rounded chin and luscious lips... the slenderness of his body and his deliciously long fingers... guh. He's beyond attractive.

I'd rather a man with an abundance of striking features than one with conventional beauty (in other words, boring features).

A human being's head is not supposed to be tetrahedron-shaped.

*Shrugs* So what? All that means is that he's different. Heaven forbid that.

1. "Kind of"? It is.

2. Really, you don't see how anyone could not be attracted to him? Really? I see golfball-sized lumps where cheekbones should be. I see sunken, cadaverous eyes. I see weirdly-thin ears. I see a jaw that is much too small when compared to the size of his cranium. And I see a nose that looks like a bad plastic surgery job. Altogether, a quite unappealing man.

I love striking features as much as the next gal, but this guy is hideous.

*Rolls eyes* Maybe my perception of beauty is deranged then, 'cause honest-to-gosh, the first time I saw that man I thought he was hot.

Not deranged. Just wrong. And bad.

Your exasperation only makes my penis harder.

*Sighs*

People find different things attractive, Colin Morgan's mug is ugly to some people (including me), there will be people on the internet who like to be nasty about these things insulting him.
News at 11.

You're just blinded by the amount of money he makes, lol. Looks damn attractive in this economy. Trust me, there are homeless guys who look just like him you can pick off the streets.

Um, actually, considering that he's pretty much a no-name actor to most people (even me, the first time I saw him), I'm going to have to tell you you're wrong.

And I've seen some really attractive homeless guys, too.

If by 'untalented blind man' you mean 'renown artisan' and by 'dropped it on the floor' you mean 'was envied by the gods,' then I agree.

That's not what I mean and you know it.

Really? It was hard to tell, your wording was so ambiguous.

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