[ SECRET POST #1765 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1765 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Cassie & Jude]


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03.
[Joss Whedon]


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04.
[Young Justice]


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05.
[FFX]


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06.
[Topsy Turvy]


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07.
[Harry Potter]


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08.
[Pokemon]


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09.
[AssCastle/LAMEZONE.NET]


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10.
[Lost Girl]


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11.
[M*A*S*H]


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12.
[TBBT, Wil Wheaton]


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13.
[Resident Evil]


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14.
[Star Trek]


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15.
[Neverland the Miniseries]


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16.
[Homestuck]


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17.
[Gallagher Girls]


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18.
[Macross Frontier]


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19.
[Keeping Up Appearances]


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20.
[Bleach]


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21.
[Hetalia]


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22.
[Mortal Kombat]


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23.
[Homestuck]


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24.
[Six Feet Under]


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25.
[X-Men, Thor]


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26.
[Homestuck]


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27.
[IT Crowd]


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28.
[China, IL]


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29.
[Atop The Fourth Wall]


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30.
[The Hour]


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31.
[Supernatural]


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32.
[IT Crowd]


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33.
[Downton Abbey]


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34.
[Evangelion]


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35.
[Steps]


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36.
[Batman]


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37.
[Dead Island]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 100 secrets from Secret Submission Post #252.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

20. http://i.imgur.com/IUafr.jpg
[Bleach]

[(Anonymous)]

whoa tldr
so not reading

[(Anonymous)]

Learn to read or get off the internet.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I suddently had the feeling that this may be the most TL:DR secret of the whole existence of Fandom!Secrets. I feel bad. And kinda shy.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

For what it's worth, I read it :) Although, I don't know the first thing about Bleach, so I'm not sure if I count... but I do something similar in my fandoms, except my head!canon ends up significantly less healthy than yours. And, don't feel bad. Even if your secret is slightly wordy, you at least come off as somewhat sane and imaginative.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, I read the whole thing. I don't even watch/read Bleach, but I was none the less entertained by it~

...Er, I am just fascinated by that kind of thing I guess. xD

[(Anonymous)]

I loled. And I want to read a Matsumoto/Hitsugaya fic like that...

[amandaink.livejournal.com]

I admire the thought you put into this, OP.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

In my defense, I have a really monotone, quiet job. Thinking about this kind of shit is the only thing that makes me not bored to death---ok, who am I kidding? I love my job for that.

[(Anonymous)]

This is kind of brilliant. I understand why people wouldn't read it, but I wish they do since this secret is just too funny.

AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU, OP.

[micromyni.livejournal.com]

I read through the entire thing and actually found it pretty funny.

[(Anonymous)]

Kind of side-eyeing a few of these but I'm also really tempted to ask for your headcanons on my favorite characters.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Bring it on, anon. Bring it on.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to entertain a bunch of kinky thoughts whenever I had to do monotonous tasks at work. No one knew~

Man, I miss working.

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

I found this secret amusing. lol

If you want to answer: what do you have for Uryu (how has this not been asked) or Rukia?

jsyk I've only watched through about...episode...uh...120ish so no spoilers plz :)

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody asked yet! Here we go:

Uryu: He's a complete and totally vanilla guy in sex. He kinda likes to pretend he's a big kinkster, and say to all of his friends when they're talking about sex that he loves to do it everyday and he's full of parafilias and stuff like that, but he's not. He's a total fan of missionary, doggy-style and to sleep after having sex. He's awfull at blowjobs (not as awful as Ichigo, though) but he's good at handjobs, too. He secretly wants to be in a serious relationship, but all the little sex he had was with fuckbuddies and he's very frustrated at it.

Rukia: She's a total lesbian, for me. Kaien Shiba was her exception (I secretly love this ship), but she's mostly all about the ladies and has very skilled fingers. Kind of a stud when she wants to, and constantly flirts with other girls in society, but gets very frustrated when almost all of them don't get that she's hitting on them. Didn't had much sex, and finds the concept of giving head kind of hard at first (she thinks vaginas are just so goddamn complicated).

[amethyst-rei.livejournal.com]

I only read the Ichigo/Grimmjow one 'cause I ship them SO hard.

You painted a really sexy picture. Except for Grimmjow not fucking Ichigo. I'm a firm believer that they switch. :)

OP

[(Anonymous)]

We're both with the shipping it hard thing! They're in my TOP 3 Bleach OTPs, along with Aizen/Gin and Ulquiorra/Orihime. They were just so goddamn passionate about each other in canon, it's impossible not to ship it not even a little bit!

And I totally respect that. I find the idea of Ichigo bottoning anyone very weird, specially Grimmjow, but mostly thanks to the way I interpretated Grimmjow's motivations towards Ichigo. I think he actually wanted to lose to him and be under him, but hey, that's just me! The important thing here is that you ship them and they're awesome. :D

[(Anonymous)]

a surprisingly harsh dom!Urahara

Woah there anon, you just melted my panties with this one.

I'm not far enough into the series to know you've paired him with, and I don't even care. I'd pay good money to see him domming the shit out of anyone.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Eee, this comment made me happy, anon!

And I recommend you to check the rest of the series out. You might get surprised when you see with who I ship him with, but they're a really nice ship (a really obscure one, but still).

And dom!Urahara sounds really nice, don't it? Specially with harsh hair-pulling, slaps and painfull positions, just because he likes it.

[(Anonymous)]

*takes notes*

I must admit I don't know Bleach, but that was some thought out stuff. Any other fandoms you'd like to share your thoughts on?

When I'm really bored, I try to make myself work out plotlines, but I also somehow gravitate to sex stuff. Which is why I have a lot of random sex scenes and buckets of unresolved plotlines, and I don't even write smut/PWPs.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yu Yu Hakusho, Death Note, Saint Seiya, maybe? I don't have many fandons, but I'm up to talk about my other headcanons if you choose one of those!

[forever-alone.livejournal.com]

Saving this secret because I love knowing someone else puts as much thought into this kind of stuff as I do.

If you still want to share, can I request your sexual headcanon for Nemu, Ikkaku & Yumichika, Unohana, Nanao, and (oddly enough) Mizuiro? That last one mostly because I want to know if anyone else ever considered his sex life as much as I did. For such a minor character he always seemed very interesting to me. Feel free to write about both kinks and any ships you prefer for them, if you'd like. /is seriously really interested in this kind of stuff :3

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Of course you can request it! Answering those is being so goddamn fun, It's being a pleasure. So, here we go:

Nemu: I ship her with Akon. Yes, yes, that makes absolutelly no sense at all, but I love them. Before going to the sex part, I need to talk about my headcanon for Akon: In my head, he's kinda like an adoptive son for Mayuri (he was just so nice to him when he was a kid that the image of him being his dad is just to cute and bizarre to ignore), so, he kinda helped Mayuri out to create Nemu. Mayuri raised them as brother and sister, and Akon always had a crush on her. When Mayuri found out, he didn't got why he never tried anything because they're not even blood-related so there wasn't anything wrong with it. So Akon tried. And Nemu was quite happy about it, mostly because Mayuri put some really sexual... programs on her. She has an insane sex-drive (Akon has to even ask for Mayuri to slow it down in her programs because he was getting tired very easily) and she also give the most skilled blowjobs ever. Her favorite position is to sit on his lap, mostly surprising him when he's working and smoking and being cranky. And she's quite loud.

Ikkaku/Yumichika: I'll answer them together because I adore them together (seriously, anyone who doens't ship it, WHY YOU NO SHIP IT? WHY?). And, hm... Yumichika is a total pillow queen. Not the bad kind of it, but the pushy, lazy-but-constantly-horny kind of bottom, who likes to just lay down and enjoy anything Ikkaku wants to do with him. Ikakku was surprised with that, but he fucking loves it. Ikakku found himself really loving to suck Yumichika's cock, but he has a really big trouble not to spit when he cums. They also love having quicky, passionate sex in the middle of some hollow-killing mission, just because they love the hush feeling of it. Some toys and big fights ending up in crazy passionate sex. Kenpachi ships it like burning and constantly makes the other guys of the their division work harder just not to bother them when they're doin' it.

Unohana: Woww, tough one here. I guess I never really thought about her in that way much, mostly for being so cared of her. But... complete and total lesbian. I ship her with her lieutenent, and she sounds like top who almost looks like a total domme (not the very kinky kind, but the "I'll give you orders and you'll obey it C:" kind of domme).

Nanao: She's like Uryu, for me. Never had much sex, extremelly vanilla, but when the other girls start talking about sex, she pretends she's a big kinky domme so they don't make fun of her (specially because she sounds like she likes a good old missionary position and gentle fingering). Straight with a few girl-crushes.

Mizuiro: Aww, damn, if you had asked me this question when I started to read Bleach I'd be able to answer it better, mostly because I forgot about what I thought. But I ship him like burning with Keigo, and they're the highschool sweethearts kind of ship for me. With a lot time of dating before going to the second base, but when they finally do it, it's very amateurish-but-nice (their first time is full of accidental hitting-the-head-on-the-lap and stuff like that). He's kind of clumsy, but tries really hard to please Keigo and vice-versa. Sweet, sometimes-awkward-but-nice sex.

That's all!

(And I'm kinda relieved to know I'm not the only one who really put thoughts into this kind of thing, hehe.)

[squicked-out.livejournal.com]

Your secret and this thread combined have created an awesomeness I have not seen for a while. So thanks for putting a smile on my face today.

I wish I knew who you were so I could friend you, OP. We share all the same ships and the attitudes concerning them.