[ SECRET POST #1771 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1771 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 157 secrets from Secret Submission Post #253.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 1 2 3 4 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

07. http://i.imgur.com/58fw2.png

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Since I'm not in the fandom I have no idea how little sense this makes but it's an excellent secret.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

...holy shit.

I mean, when you put it that way, it just.

Huh.

[(Anonymous)]

omg stop

[(Anonymous)]

lol at "Vriska (Vriska)"

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

...in any other fandom I'd probably say you're way overthinking things.

But this is Homestuck.

so I wouldn't be surprised if this actually, on some level, turned out to be true.

[(Anonymous)]

sigh

[(Anonymous)]

OP that has got to be some damn good crack you're doing! Where can I get some?

[illimerent.livejournal.com]

This is the best fandom secret, everyone else can go home.

[(Anonymous)]

I have never enjoyed a Fandom Secret more than I have enjoyed this one. Well done, OP.

Everyone else should take their hands off their keyboards and stop crying about their moirails and kismeses; all other Homestuck secret makers can go home now.

[doxorz.livejournal.com]

lmfao

this fucking fandom i stg

<3

[childings.livejournal.com]

Politics ruin everything fun

[(Anonymous)]

wtf man

[the-and-moose.livejournal.com]

That... hunh! I had never thought of it in that way before!

[xenoglossy]

This is the best secret I've seen in a long time. I laughed out loud, and then read it to a friend, who also laughed. Well done.

(I have to admit, though, that I'm surprised - albeit pleasantly - that the comments haven't erupted into wank.)

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

God bless you, anon. This is how it's done. The best part was the last sentence.

I never save secrets, but I just saved yours.

[(Anonymous)]

I have some seen some weird shit on the internet but this. Welp.
Don't know whether to call this hilarious or just disconcertingly out of left field.

[lovegonnadrown.livejournal.com]

no one else make any homestuck secrets this is the best one

(also lol at anyone taking this seriously i mean really)

[(Anonymous)]

Ya'll just ain't gonna be happy until I take another stab at readin' HS are ya? :-) I just can't get past the beginning. It's so boring. But reading this secret made my lol and agree. That's what Obama does, all right. Independent here, not Democrat or Republican.

I still can't believe Obama was elected instead of Hilary Clinton--ya know, the Clintons who balanced the budget and got us out of a recession the first time? OMG, I want(ed) them back so freakin' bad........I still think we'd be better off now if they had been elected instead of Obama.....

[streetcake.livejournal.com]

Please read Humanimals and explain to us what political messages Hussie is trying to express there.

[(Anonymous)]

I found this fantastic reply (http://nextian.tumblr.com/post/12538071131/emberkeelty-fwiffo-emberkeelty-replied-to-your) on tumblr:

This is beyond fantastic. Don’t forget his futile attempts to attract the attention of Terezi (the arbitrary and violent justices on the Supreme Court) who are off feigning concern for the hurt but mostly doing their own arbitrary, violent, and confused thing by themselves while the disaffected middle class (Gamzee) beats up on the ineffectual congressional Democrats (Nepeta) and even the insufficiently committed Republicans (Equius). Meanwhile the agricultural labor (Tavros) is menaced by Vriska (Vriska).

[(Anonymous)]

My Obama-supporting ass is butthurt at you saying it could be seen as betrayal but wow that's an amazing comparison, OP!

[oflittlebrain.livejournal.com]

he didn't "betray" anyone smh this is incredibly silly

[ruadragon.livejournal.com]

Maybe the chainsaw represents votes. This becomes an allegory for how the angry and disillusioned LGBT community will resurrect their political passion via becoming vampires and will brutally vote Obama out in the next election.

....wait

[althea]

OP, I wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about, fandom-wise, because I find politics interesting (and important, obvs) and I like metaphors.