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fandomsecrets2011-11-24 03:29 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2011-11-24 03:29 pm
[ SECRET POST #1787 ]
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 40 secrets from Secret Submission Post #255.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.
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Also, sorry if their OOC, it's been
neveryears since I watched the source material... >__>Characters are not mine, etc. etc. etc.
"Hush my sweet!" Rush whispered into his Glenn's ear. "For know that I will always be here to wipe thine tears away."
"Oh my Rush!" Glenn choked through his manly tears. "But I fear that the Evil Jon of Stewart is coming to marry me in the morning, though I detest his vileness and cruel words!"
In the verdent bushes behind the besotted couple the Evil Jon of Stewart twirled his Evil Mustache around his finger and muttered about "hypocrasy" and how "Glenn and Rush didn't want gays to marry, but look at them!" Still twirling his Evil Mustache around his finger, he continued to watch as Rush lustfully whispered into Glenn's manly ear.
"Oh Glenn!" Rush said, grapsing his Glenn's shoulders just above the pink silk dress Glen was wearing. The pink silk looked absolutely devestating on his fellow member of the Fox Club, and it took all of his control not to stare at Glenn. "Would I do anything for you? I think I would! I shall go and roust Sir John of Hannity, we shall do our best to protect you from that wicked wicked man!"
The Evil Jon of Stewart decided that he had had enough, and he jumped out from the verdent bushes with a Saber of Light in hand. "Unhand Glenn Beck or suffer my wrath!" he said, slashing the air with it.
"No!" Glenn said, putting one hand delicately to his mouth in shock. "He hath taken Sir Colbert's Saber of Light! We are doomed!"
"Nay dearheart" Rush said, "Colbert was a traitor, though he walked in the skin of the lamb he was really as ruthless as- dare I say it- a bear. The time for mourning him is past."
"A pox on both your houses!" The Evil Jon of Stewart said, because he was Evil and there for Stupid and thusly he had no imagination or originality.
"Get up on my horse Glenn!" Rush said, flinging the pink-dressed beauty into the saddle, as Jon flung the Saber of Light around haphazardly. Jumping on his loyal steed right after Glenn, the three (counting the horse) ran off.
"I thought they would never leave" the Evil(?) Jon of Stewart said to the trees- but there was no responce but a choked sob.
"Sir Rush said I was bad as... As a bear!" Stephen of Colbert said, sniffling and trying to hide his tears.
"That's because he's an idiot" Jon of Stewart said. "Now, I brought some of your Americone Dream, and we're going to have a picnic. Don't cry babe, you know I love you, right?"
"Hmph" Colbert said, as he smoothed his red white and blue skirt into a sweeping arch as he sat down. "Well he didn't have the be meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan." ;____________________;
The two sat down and ate their icecream.
I have no idea what I just wrote, and I'm not sure I ever want to understand it. I tried for flowery/purple prose, but that's not usually what I read or write in, so I'm not sure how it came out.
My life is awesome. |D
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This... is ... amazing... just, oh my god...
Not only have you won the entire internet, got a cookie the size of Jupiter, I also offer the services of my uterus, and body has to house your future children, cause you are that much win.
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I'll nom on that cookie, though. :D
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there...are....no words. I'm...reduced to William Shatner...esque sentences...you've left...me that...speechless.
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Thank you! ♥
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-25 06:15 am (UTC)(link)omg, the Jon/c!Stephen at the end was amazing, thank youu <3
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Well, they need each other, see? Jon so he can borrow Stephen's Saber of Light, (and other reasons*), Stepben so that he has someone to tell him he's not a bear, and to bring him Americone Dream (among other reasons*). It's trufax. :3
*If you know what I mean. ^_~
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Thank you.
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And of course I had to include Stephen! He looks better in a dress then Glenn, for one thing....
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you have no idea
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