[ SECRET POST #1844 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #1844 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02. [broken]


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03.
[Venture Bros]


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04.
[Benedict Cumberbatch]


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05.
[Dungeons of Dredmor]


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06.
[One Direction]


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07.
[ASoIaF]


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08.
[That Guy With The Glasses]


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09.
[The Black Jewels Series]


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10.
[Les Miserables]


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11.
[Doug Walker/That Guy With The Glasses]


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13.
[Tripping Over You]


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14.
[Supernatural]


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15.
[Todd Klein]


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16.
[Bakuman]


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17.
[Dragon Age 2]


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18.
[VVVVVV]


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19.
[Sherlock Holmes]


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20.
[House M.D]


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21.
[Charmed]


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22.
[Farscape]


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23.


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24.
[Miss A and Wonder Girls]


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25.
[Pepsi Man]


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26.
[the hunger games / lady gaga]


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27.
[Friends]


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28.
[Star Trek: TNG]


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30.
[Anno 1790]


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31.
[Happy Endings]


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32.


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33.
[Doctor Who]


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34.
[The Muppets 2011]


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35.
[Hetalia]


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36.
[Dune]


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37.
[Bravestarr]


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38.
[Dreamstone]


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39. [SPOILERS for Pottermore]



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40. [SPOILERS for something not specified]



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41. [SPOILERS for Berserk]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]











42. [TRIGGER WARNING for incest, shota]



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43. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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44. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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45. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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46. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]



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47. [TRIGGER WARNING for dub-con, domestic abuse, BDSM]

[House]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #263.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

23. http://i39.tinypic.com/mto58o.jpg

[accordingtomel.livejournal.com]

Awww! This secret is lovely ♥

I still watch Match Game on GSN every morning, and when they're not both on it, I get sad. I think they have one of the sweetest, most genuine and loving friendships ever. I'm glad that they were able to help you have that revelation.

I would really love a modern day reboot of MG, because it's always been my favourite game show, but I'm convinced that they'd have to very carefully pick the panel of celebrities, because part of the reason the show worked so well was the various relationships between all the celebs on it (especially BS/CNR) :) (And Gene, of course. He's still one of my all-time favourite game show hosts.)

[glamourcorpse.livejournal.com]

AWwww. That's a cool secret. I hope you find him. I've had a couple over the years and it's pretty damn nice. Modern TV and movies still do have a messed up take on this sort of thing.

[(Anonymous)]

This is an awesome secret, and you should be proud, OP.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I miss Match Game and The Hollywood Squares. They were two of my favorite shows when I was a kid, despite the fact most of the more 'adult' jokes when straight over my head.

[(Anonymous)]

So you're saying that what you need in your life is a nice gay man to be best buddies with. Right. Okay. That's not douchey at all.

[(Anonymous)]

Fail. He's saying he wants to find a nice straight woman to be best buddies with. And no, it's not douchey.

[(Anonymous)]

You fail.

"Now if only I could find the CNR to my Brett..."

That's Charles Nelson Reilly (a gay man) and Brett Somers (a straight woman). OP is therefore suggesting that what they need is a gay man to serve as an accessory for (presumably) OP's straight female self. And that IS douchey. It's one thing to want a friend, but to specifically want a gay friend when you are (again, according to the secret) a straight woman, that just reeks of self-importance and the ridiculous idea that A) gay people are somehow different from any other person you might make friends with, B) they're just there for straight people to use for their own benefit, and C) apparently having fantastic friends who all happen to be straight and not exotically gay just isn't good enough for OP.

That's douchey.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Awww Match Game! I love them both so much. It broke my heart that they died so close together.

[malle-babbe.livejournal.com]

For me, one of the nice things about gay man/straight woman relationships is the fact that it avoids the "When Harry Met Sally" problem; i.e. we can just enjoy each other's company and I don't have to waste time scrying his actions for signs that he might be interested in me or have to maintain a stand-offish act so as not to later be accused to "leading him on".

It will never lead to the painful choice of either ruining a friendship or missing an opportunity for a relationship. Especially since the issue seems to be in my life that I am supposedly "too smart" to make those mistakes and folks seem to be more interested in shaming me for failing to read everyone's mind rather than be sympathetic over a disappointment in life.