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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-01-25 05:56 pm

[ SECRET POST #1849 ]

⌈ Secret Post #1849 ⌋


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[identity profile] fscom.livejournal.com 2012-01-25 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
08. http://i44.tinypic.com/11inur8.jpg

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
They do look really stupid.

Don't have sex.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
You will get pregnant... and DIE.

[identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It might give you WRINKLES, too.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sex really isn't as clean, organized or pretty as portrayed by Hollywood. How is that new to anybody?

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
is this from "bridesmaids?" if so I thought the EXACT same thing.

[identity profile] miss-makiba.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much everyone looks ridiculous during sex. Don't worry about it.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
To quote the formidable Dowager Countess: "Life is a game in which the players must appear ridiculous."

[identity profile] miss-makiba.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there you go. :) Excellent quote.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
eat shit sex-havers

[identity profile] oflittlebrain.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
omg.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I kind of loved that scene because it looked ridiculous. Hollywood sex scenes, particularly in films with female lead characters, are often about perfect lighting and simultaneous orgasms and the director spending hours obsessing over a shot to make sure the leads look beautiful at every possible moment. Sex in real life isn't like that. Particularly if, like these two characters, you aren't really sexually compatible - all he cared about was getting off with no thought to her enjoyment and comfort.

[identity profile] ionizable.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
lol, i was not expecting to have to come this far down to find this comment haha

[identity profile] robintheshrew.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I know *shakes head*

[identity profile] courageousyouth.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
If this is Bridesmaids, that was the point. They were aiming for humorous, op.