[ SECRET POST #1866 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1866 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS. #18 is a flashing/blinking gif.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 190 secrets from Secret Submission Post #267.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

14. http://i.imgur.com/lu4Ol.png

[(Anonymous)]

I think she's a little hilarious because of that.

Everyone in my family always harps on how she makes a drink every episode ("Admit you have a problem, Sandra!").

[emmzzi.livejournal.com]

why would a sober woman make tablescapes???

[(Anonymous)]

Why, indeed? ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Who is that?

[yucari.livejournal.com]

Problem? She decorated a Christmas tree with every piece of glassware she had on her bar. If that isn't a cry for help I don't know what is.

[gabrielsoboe.livejournal.com]

Alcoholic much?

[(Anonymous)]

I think anybody working that hard at projecting an uber-perfect little homemaker image would get a little drinky-drinky habit too.

[monkeyprincess7.livejournal.com]

lol that's all you're unnerved about? She's wasted in every episode!

[brandiweed.livejournal.com]

Hell, her recipes are unnerving enough never mind everything else.

The archive this came from originally is gone, but check this "White Nights" drink:
2 cups heavy cream
1/2 cup granulated sugar, C&H®
1 cup light corn syrup, Karo®
3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon whiskey or bourbon, Jack Daniel's®
1 teaspoon instant coffee granules, Folgers®
1 teaspoon hot water
1 tablespoon chocolate syrup, Hershey's®

That's for one drink, IIRC. Just read that ingredient list and try to not throw up.

(The other one I remember was not the recipe but the comment: "Terrible gazpacho. Chicken soup has no place in gazpacho and neither has orange juice.")

[clodia-risa.livejournal.com]

TRUTH

[yucari.livejournal.com]

This woman is a trainwreck in slow motion. She's clearly got issues so I keep trying to muster up sympathy for her, but every time I manage an ounce she wipes it all out with her culinary crimes against humanity.

Kwanzaa cake.

Kwanzaa cake.

[meadowphoenix]

lmao. That cake! I couldn't stop laughing.

[(Anonymous)]

I just looked that up and I'm sorry I did. The woman has clearly drunk her tastebuds to death.

[(Anonymous)]

I just watched the youtube clip for that and on the comment section someone said "that cake is a hate crime". I can't really disagree

[(Anonymous)]

I honestly don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, but I googled that thing and I actually want to eat it.

But I've also put chocolate ice cream on my scrambled eggs before, so....

[(Anonymous)]

...even the corn nuts?

[(Anonymous)]

Even the corn nuts

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget the Hannukah Cake made with non-Kosher items!

[yucari.livejournal.com]

Ironically, as repugnant and offensive as her holiday cakes are, they are actually among the more edible of her recipes (if only because the angel food cake isn't adulterated much in the process).

[heyheyitsjane.livejournal.com]

Hee, there was a secret on here a while ago about her being a witch who discovered Muggle convenience foods and hasn't figured out how to use them properly, and I've adapted that as my explanation for why her sets are always so freakishly perfect.

[(Anonymous)]

omg I remember that, it was like over a year ago

time flies~

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe she IS a robot, Futurama style. It would explain the awful cooking and her need to run on alcohol.