[ SECRET POST #1961 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1961 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #280.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

I'm over in Toronto in one weeks time, and if I don't see you on your Moose, I am notifying the Attorney General.

IT IS IMPOLITE TO LIE ABOUT MODES OF TRANSPORT.

[medie]

Oh Toronto barely counts as Canada, though. Bless 'em. They can't even handle a little snow. Pfft. Babies.

True, true, I am terribly bad at the politeness. At the rate I'm going, they're going to take away my Timmies privileges! *shakes in fear*

*cracks up* Oh god, perfect timing. Moose warning commercial on telly. *dies*

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

Toronto is pretty much not all that Canadian, but as all my friends live there and I did a year of uni there, I have to let it count in some small way. IT'S NO VANSEXY, but it'll suffice :(

[medie]

Well they did have Flashpoint, so we grudgingly give them that much. Hot cops fix MANY things :) also they have the Leafs and what would Canada be without our ability to mock the Leafs?

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

A dark and terrible place, that's what.

My mum flew through Lester B. Pearson once, and brought me back a Leafs luggage tag as a 'gift' because I constantly miss Canada whenever i'm not in it, and at that point I was in the Real London instead of London, Ontario.

I was like "........................................................................................................"

Far too ashamed to be seen out with a Leafs tag on my suitcase.

[medie]

It would be a terrible, terrible blow to the country. Gotta say. (They ever try to move the Leafs there'll be a nationwide movement to save them just because we'll have no one left to mock. Montreal gets all pissy when we mock them.) And AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good plan on not using it, pretty sure once that thing hit Canadian airspace a Montreal fan working luggage would probably 'lose' it on principle alone. :p

[leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com]

I'm from the States and my boyfriend is from Canada, currently living in Toronto. Last June, his parents came from Vancouver for his graduation. While we were all hanging out, we went to the Hockey Hall of Fame, and his mom bought me a Leafs keychain with my name on it, saying that I would have to learn to mock them whenever I became a Real Canadian, but don't let any of the other Canadians see it because nobody likes the Leafs XP

[medie]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, yes, yes, his mother speaks true. We mock the Leafs so MUCH. There's three people at my job who are hardcore Leaf fans and you never met three more harassed people during the playoffs. Even those of us who aren't big hockey fans still torture them.

I swear, if the Leafs ever start winning (*takes a moment to die laughing at the thought*) the entire country's going to have to go "Now what the fuck do we do?"

[leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com]

Pick on the Blue Jays?

[terratheelf.livejournal.com]

That's like kicking a small *insert downtrodden stereotype of your choice* when they're already down though.

Also a someone who comes from a fairly hardcore Leafs household, I'll just say screw you all. My poor Leafs, why must you suck so much?

[(Anonymous)]

What's that old joke? "When I die, I want the Leafs to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time."

I totally taught my (not living in Canada) kids to say "Go Leafs!" And then I laughed at them, because even as a lifelong fan I know they suck.

[natural-blue-26.livejournal.com]

So, they're like the Cleveland Browns or any sports team that's possibly consumed water that came from the Cuyahoga River, really of Canadian hockey then?

[itmustbecarly.livejournal.com]

Here for Vansexy. OH HOW I MISS THEE, LAND OF MOUNTAINS, OCEAN, RAINFOREST AND GAY BARS FULL OF HIP STRIAGHT PEOPLE.

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

FLAWLESS COMMENT IS FLAWLESS.

[seishin.livejournal.com]

YOU FORGOT SUSHI. GLORIOUS, FRESH AND DELICIOUS SUSHI.

[fickletastictot.livejournal.com]

Excuse you, we totally have moose in Toronto (http://www.google.ca/search?q=moose+toronto&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=2GO0T7HbCIKo8gTJ8fEG&ved=0CHEQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=642). :c But ia, we're totally wussies when it comes to snow.

[seishin.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, hate on Toronto. We can handle it. :P