[ SECRET POST #1963 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1963 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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12. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF]



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13. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]



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14. [SPOILERS for Prototype 2]



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15. [SPOILERS for Young Justice]



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17. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]

[Oblivion]


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18. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]

[Spartacus: Blood and Sand]


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19. [TRIGGER WARNING for abuse/rape? I think. better safe anyway]

[Rihanna, Man Down]


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20. [TRIGGER WARNING for abuse]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #280.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, burn.

[(Anonymous)]

Eyeburn you mean? I can't read this for shit

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Yep. I'd love to write a better response, but I can barely read it.

[sparklywalls.livejournal.com]

I can't read very much because it's seriously hurting my eyes but I think the upshot is: feminists who say Edward is abusive or Bella is anti-feminist are just jealous a hot thing like Edward never loved them and are possibly ugly as well. Or some shit.

[(Anonymous)]

"Or some shit."

Best synopsis of Twilight ever.

[leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com]

I sat around for a few minutes trying, but can't make out more than about every fifth word.

[comradenemesis.livejournal.com]

What is there to read? Twilight fan gets ultra-defensive, what else is new.

[(Anonymous)]

Abridged version:

It's okay to not like Twilight so long as you don't hate it. If you do hate it (particularly if you hate it for feminist reasons), OP believes you to be fat and ugly and jealous of Bella for having two stalkers LOVE INTERESTS, and blahdy blah.And OP won't argue with you because your reasons for hating Twilight are so obviously stupid.

Also OP is "trying to strike a nerve," except unfortunately they've chosen the equivalent of a whiffle-ball bat because this secret is barely readable.

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda want to point out that I'd take my real relationship with a man who treats me like I'm grown up enough to have my own mind over the boring yawnfest that is Edward Cullen but at the same time don't know why I'd bother with such an obvious troll secret.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the translation. I came here wondering if it was worth it to try and read this mess. The answer is: no.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, OP sounds like someone who lives a sad life if getting a rise out of people reacting to Twilight gets them off.

[discord.livejournal.com]

Yup. I could probably read it if I fixed it in Photoshop, but why bother.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

HOW could you read it to get the burn??

Seriously, what the hell is up lately with (a) walls of text and (b) illegibly colored font?

[punkpinkpower.livejournal.com]

There is a lack of a) people who know what design is and b) people who know what brievity is. nodnod.