[ SECRET POST #1988 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1988 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 071 secrets from Secret Submission Post #284.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc

[majorshipper]

Three-way all the way!

But, seriously, I'm sure you're not the only one, anon. Personally, Loki does nothing for me, but I'm in the minority there.

[dazzledfirestar]

You're not alone either. Loki does not do it for me at all. Now I have to go hide from the Army. ;)

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, I'm physically more attracted to Thor, something about really tall, long haired blue eyed men do it for me. (Loki is pretty in his own way, but it's like... I feel bad sometimes because I think Loki is pretty but Tom Hiddleston, not so much.)

:D

Re: [OP]

[majorshipper]

No, I'm the same way. Thor is definitely more my type.

[(Anonymous)]

TB

oh dear lord thank you for the fantasy.

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

You're welcome. It gets me through bad/sleepless nights.

Too bad I'm afraid to write it down. *sheepish*

[(Anonymous)]

Lol.

Theplanfailed/johnnypenn will never cease to amaze me.

too big *snorts*

[elaminator]

(Why am I just seeing this?)

This secret cracks me up because there was this website that would pair you with a person from the Avengers movie and I ALWAYS got Loki. Seriously, just lots of Loki or Black Widow no matter how I changed my name or what nickname or alias I used. So I just said, "Kay, if the universe wants me married to Loki...fine, but I'm having an affair with Thor, dammit." Three-ways are acceptable too.

Re: too big *snorts*

[badass_tiger]

Aww man, you too? Generators are so determined to marry me off to Loki it's ridiculous. And kinda gross because as much as I love Loki, I'm an ace all the way and ... ew, no. That would end badly for both of us.

Re: too big *snorts*

[elaminator]

I love Loki too, but he's a dick and would probably use your lack of interest as an excuse to kill more people. That's how he rolls.

Stupid generators...

My top choices would be Cap and Thor, but...D:

Did you have a top choice?

Re: too big *snorts*

[badass_tiger]

Wow, he so would. I'd love to be the guy's therapist though, can you imagine? It'd be great to deal with him. We'd both get so frustrated at each other.

My favourite is definitely Thor ♥ I do adore how we got to see more of how he changed in Avengers than in his movie. But I also love Cap, he'd be such a classic gentleman. Candlelight dinners and fireworks to propose, right? But Dr. Banner is so adorable. I hadn't seen or read anything recent of Hulk before Avengers, so I was really surprised when he turned out so sweet and mild-mannered. And Hawkeye is so damn badass, he is just the coolest thing.

So uh, generally, I just love everyone. I'm okay with Stark, but his sense of humour rubs me the wrong way. I like him as a character, but not so much as a friend, let alone life partner.

Re: too big *snorts*

[elaminator]

Haha, the last thing I would want was to be Loki's therapist tbh. Have a feeling if he wasn't pleased with you he'd shank you then find someone else. The frustrated thing....so true, though.

Thor has layers (like an onion! Nope, that wasn't a Shrek reference ...)! I love his gentleness and jovial manner. He'd be an attentive husband, I think. And Cap...you said it perfectly; he's an old school gentleman, and so sweet - he'd definitely be the romantic sort too. Agreed about Banner; he surprised me as well. Also, as well as his adorableness, intelligence is so attractive! Hawkeye...yea, I want to be him a little, lol. And Tony...although I personally like a lot of his jokes and he is a genius...I can't imagine how a relationship with him would work. Maybe he and Pepper worked it out, but...can't imagine it'd happen for me. He'd be a handful, that one.

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

Actually I did one of those and it gave me Cap. :D

[omorka]

Don't have three-ways with gods unless you're positive they get along. Otherwise it all ends badly (and the bed gets broken (although that might happen if it all goes well, too)).

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

In a lot of ways, it's like, I want to be in the middle of that. I'm not a very emotional person, not really... and they, well, they are lol.

Assuming in this fantasy that I am not in fact mortal (or have eaten of Idunn's apples, or you know, work with me here, not mortal anymore!) then being in the middle of them wouldn't be life threatening anymore... it might just be fun. :D

Also the angry!sex, would be *AMAZING*. Just sayin'.

[(Anonymous)]

not seeing the connection between serial monogamy and an (assumed) one-time threesome...?

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but I'm guessing "I'm a serial monogamist" is another way of saying "I'm not polyamorous and don't do three-ways and that's why this is a secret." If it's a secret, I would have naturally assumed there was some reason why the OP couldn't publicly admit to wanting a three-way with these two, although I might have gone with "they are fictional characters, LOL" or something along those lines.

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think that IRL I'd have the confidence to be in a poly-amorous/threeway relationship. One of my friends is, and she's always talking about how someone feels left out.

In my fictional fantasy world, it's usually Loki because that's what Loki DOES. And I just want to fix him and make him all better and the sex/attraction is mostly cerebral (unlike with Thor because woo boy).

So it's a secret because well, A) if I even THOUGHT about writing it down I would have to troll MYSELF and that's just not cool, and B) it's all cerebral anyway.. and I'd never be in a threeway relationship anyway.

(Also the guy I'm dating hates Loki/Thor with a passion that breaks the world.)

[(Anonymous)]

brb OP, gonna borrow your fantasy for a while.

[OP]

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me how it goes, anon. :D