[ SECRET POST #2005 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2005 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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08. http://i.imgur.com/H1X1Z.gif
[linked because uh not sure if this is porn or not; live action]


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09. http://i.imgur.com/pNcu1.jpg
[porn of the drawn variety - Tintin]


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11. [SPOILER WARNING for Hourou Musuko]



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12. [SPOILER WARNING for Prometheus]



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13. [SPOILER WARNING for Homestuck]



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14. [SPOILER WARNING for Avengers]



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15. [SPOILER WARNING for Merlin]



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16. [SPOILER WARNING for Tangled]



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17. [WARNING for ... pretty sure this has something to do with rape]



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18. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/u0EBm.png

[(Anonymous)]

I like that site sometimes, but some of the people who write for it seem like jerks and/or ignorant.

[(Anonymous)]

Like who?

[(Anonymous)]

lol, like most of them. Just go read some of the articles where they use misogynistic or ableist language left and right.

[hwc]

Seanbaby. Probably lots of others, but good god, Seanbaby.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Surprising nobody, he's my favorite.

I will never get tired of his comics

[(Anonymous)]

He's actually my least favourite but Popsicle Pete always cracks me up.

[(Anonymous)]

+1, I freaking hate that tool.

[(Anonymous)]

This. I prefer the articles that don't get into politically charged or controversial topics, or the pseudoscience "only cite one study in one topic and ignore the contradicting ones" articles.

[natural_blue_26.livejournal.com]

Me too

[(Anonymous)]

Slightly tangential, but I hate the photoshopped comics (Manly comics! or something like that) and the crack-y, "look at the wacky shenanigans this columnist made up, lol" articles.

[(Anonymous)]

I just wish they'd once in a while realize that they're not just writing for straight white guys. Well I mean they are just writing for straight white guys, but they're not the only ones reading what they write.

[st_jane_ambulance]

Holy shit, this. I love their articles and all, but I wish they would stop doing this.

[(Anonymous)]

I commented and got downvoted recently over "What men will never ever understand about women!" With such deep unfathomable mysteries as "Why do women need so many pad/tampon options? Can't you just wad up a sock or something and go?" because I pointed out there's be no need for such 'mysteries' if people just asked. Women are not like the builders of Stonehenge, there are real live ones you can ask.

But apparently if you try to ask a woman that, she will Hulk out into a ovary-fueled ragemonster and kill half the men in the US or something. So all the poor men must continue to stumble on blindly still stumped by these impossible mysteries.

[oroburos69]

They do better than a lot of other people online. I think of it as baby steps for all the racist, misogynistic, douchebag readers in the comments.

[rubbertea]

I'd like to work for them too, but only because I think it's a great job. You're paid to make dick jokes, how awesome is that?

[fingalsanteater]

Heh, that used to be, like, a third of my motivation for wanting be a TGWTG reviewer (the other three-fourths being that I'd been loving and reviewing B-movies for years already and I would have loved using the kind of exposure and fanbase TGWTG has to get other people interested in the B-movie genre).

Hey, practice Cracked's style of writing and submit your work and maybe you can get on there. Otherwise, enjoy your fantasies. No shame, OP!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, they have a workshop in their forum to submit your work and some people there get published in the website.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE, OP.

[diabolicalfiend]

Wee bit harsh on yourself there, OP. Maybe not the most noble and best of reasons, but you can hardly help your feelings.