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fandomsecrets2012-06-30 03:24 pm
[ SECRET POST #2006 ]
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I just assume that trolls don't have periods, because why would they if they don't get pregnant? But Rose doesn't necessarily know that, so this could totally be how she finds out. The idea of a reproductive differences forum on the meteor is just the most hilarious thing, especially if Karkat is moderating it, like maybe in response to a particularly infuriating conversation with Dave or something. No, wait! Kanaya is moderating it, in response to Karkat's particularly infuriating conversation with Dave, and Karkat is horrified. I think Rose would be the most zen about it all, but would probably throw in a little misinformation for her own amusement, vis-a-vis her funerals explanation.
(Alternatively, trolls do have periods, and because I subscribe to the hermaphroditic biology theory, they all have periods.)
I hadn't thought about how Roxy's and Dirk's perspectives would be affected by their...upbringings, but now that you mention it. We know that the Condesce is completely grossed out by human reproduction, so she must have some kind of official opinion on periods. Even though I'd be really surprised if that ship hadn't sailed for Roxy (and Jane), the idea of a role reversal involving Rose is kind of intriguing - but what I'd want to see is post-Scratch Rose, pre-Scratch memories intact, preparing her house for Roxy's arrival and trying to be the mother she wishes pre-Scratch Roxy had been for her, even across the centuries.
He'd be totally chill with it, being all modern and stuff and not understanding why it makes everyone so uncomfortable to talk about it. Dave would be absolutely mortified and wouldn't show is face near Dirk for days.
This would definitely happen. (Dave would be all, "Isn't this stuff supposed to weird gay guys out? He's being chill just to piss me off, I know it.")
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(Is Dirk actually gay tho? I thought he was sort of all "labels are dumb I just like people" - so functionally bi or pan, most likely.)
You should check out the fic that an anon rec'd to me somewhere in this thread. The pesterlog fic was hilarious and really IC and basically is one of my favorite HS fics now (seriously).
ETA: using this icon makes me think of another thing. I love the Rose x Kanaya pairing and just love their interactions and now want fic of Rose explaining to Kan what a period is and why human female bodies are different from troll female bodies.