[ SECRET POST #2018 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Dragon Age: Origins]


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03.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Mark Watches]


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04.
[KingKiller Chronicle]


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05.
[Ben-to]


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06.
[The Binding of Isaac]


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07.
[Fantastic Four]


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08.
[Dragon Age 2; Team Fortress 2]


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09.
[Highlander: The Series]


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10.
[Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron]


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11.
[X-Men: First Class]


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12.
[Doctor Who]


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13.
[Sly Cooper/Ratchet & Clank]


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14.
[Avengers]


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15.
[Jay Smooth]


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16.
[Avengers, James Bond]


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17.
[Brokeback Mountain]


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18.
[X-Men movies]


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19.
[The Dark Knight]


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20.
[Star Wars]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #288.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[habilelapin]

...There's Russian soccer players named Lapin? I did not know that. Cool.

I guess. It's more a "WTF?" kind of offense. I didn't tell anyone to read it. I admitted it's crack. I just don't get why insulting me had to come into it.

Hah, free advertising. Yeah, I sense some harsher crit than I'm used to in my future. Shit. I definitely need a drink now.

[(Anonymous)]

I took it as frustrated endearment as well. I've said similar things to writer friends and had them said to me as well. Personally I get a kick out the "stop making me like this, damn you!" comments, but to each its own. I just don't think it was meant to be rude.

[habilelapin]

You're probably right. I get called an idiot fairly often, honestly. The SO, the friends, the parents. Mostly, because I kind of am one. Guess I can't get mad when strangers call me on it.

...And it doesn't all exist in my stupid head, anyway. There's like, a comm and stuff. (crosses arms, thinks) I'm sure I'll remember the other stuff any minute now.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.