[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[anonymouslyyours]

Sherlock is super observant and the owl facilitates that?

[habilelapin]

Nah, if anything, Sherlock would be a crow. Owls are famously known for being a stupid apex predator. They're brilliant at killing shit, so they never developed much brainpower beyond how best to tear the little mousie to pieces. They're as dumb as posts, just with highly developed senses.

Crows though, crows are scary smart birds. They can observe and understand better than human children, even remember certain humans, rare in the animal kingdom. Crows are frighteningly brilliant. If Sherlock was a bird, he'd be a crow.

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh I agree! Just saying I thought the artist drew parallels between the owl's large eyes and Sherlock being observant.

I can see Sherlock being a crow. The coloring and drama is there even but don't get me started on crows. I have entire spiels of why you should not shoo them because REVENGE!

I am also highly suspect of what those cephalopods are getting up to in the unexplored parts of the ocean. I've watched too many videos of their kind practicing their land walking and jar opening skills to trust them.

[habilelapin]

Cephalopods are brilliant. They're beautiful and genius and fantastic. Fuck dolphins, the psychopathic rapists that they are, cephalopods are where it's at. I love going to the Baltimore Aquarium and seeing them. They know, I feel like, more than anything in there, what they are and where they are. If anything in that ocean is making castles, it's them.

Crows be bastards. I love them for it. Any bird clever enough to attack the same humans who threw rocks at them gets my vote. They're lovely and clever.

[agentcthulhu]

I approve of your approval of cephalopods.

[habilelapin]

So glad, Cthulhu, because you old gods are the only ones I'd hunt down a virgin for. Blood and fire, that's where the worship really lies.

[anonymouslyyours]

Cephalopods are brilliant. That's exactly what scares me because humans will have had it coming when they are finally our merciless overlords.

I hate dolphins. Their beady little eyes and their mocking laughter.
Oh sure they're cute and all until


My favorite part of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy is when they all fucked off.

[habilelapin]

"Thanks for all the fish"

I personally don't find them very cute. I was always suspicious. Everything intelligent enough to get our attention is intelligent enough to be cruel.