[ SECRET POST #2031 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2031 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #290.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[serenitysquid]

But wouldn't they not get posted for being obvious troll-secrets? No, we'll have to find someone else to spam. Maybe a character from an obscure film that came out twenty years ago, or a random K-Pop singer.

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[fingalsanteater]

I propose we submit 'Top Gun' secrets.

'I want to pluck Goose's feathers.' (This is somehow sexual, idk.)

'I would let Maverick plow through the warning signs on my highway to the danger zone.'

'Iceman's so hot he melts my popscicle.'

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[lunabee34]

Ahahahahaahahaahahahahaaaa.

Or Star Trek secrets.

"Sometimes I imagine that for Data anatomically correct means a self-lubricating asshole AND a penis that morphs to accommodate every alien in the galaxy."

"Deanna can sense my presence any old day."

"Kock is the best ship name ever!"

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[fingalsanteater]

Oh, we could go on forever with ST secrets. (lol, doesn't everyone imagine that about Data?)

'I wish I were the Dax symbiote so I could be inside Jadzia and Ezri. And Worf and Bashir could be inside of me.'

'I'm glad McCoy never said 'I'm a doctor, not a bondage fetishist!' because that leaves the possibility open.'

'I imagine that Mirrorverse Janeway is a psychotic, knife wielding domanatrix and I'm her sub.'

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[lunabee34]

Am I doing it wrong that that last one is a for reals secret and totally not a trolly one? LOL

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[fingalsanteater]

Damn. I knew I should not have drawn on my real fantasy life for this. You're doing it right, I'm doing it wrong. :D

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[lunabee34]

Ahahahahahahahahahhahaa.

:)

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[(Anonymous)]

That Data one takes the cake! *g*

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[lunabee34]

That was actually the plot of a fic called, I think, Data Goes Ballistic, which was hosted on Geocities and sadly is no more. LOL

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[agentcthulhu]

...This one?

Good old mailing lists xD

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[lunabee34]

Oh my dear and fluffy lord, yes!

I had forgotten the tag line: This story follows Data on a jaunt through rape, murder, and necrophilia. *dies*

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

Dudley Do-Right! The version with Brendan Fraser!

*crickets chirp*

Uh, Richard Burton?

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[(Anonymous)]

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I really like the Dudley Do-Right movie, and was thinking about submitting a secret...

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[(Anonymous)]

do eet!

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

High five! It's one of those movies if I catch part of on TV I always end up watching the whole thing.