[ SECRET POST #2033 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2033 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Mortal Kombat]


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[The Young and the Restless]


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[Firefly, Joss Whedon; Sherlock BBC, Steven Moffat]


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08. http://i.imgur.com/Je2qV.png
[not really porny but implied underage sexual stuff; photomanip; snape/hermione]


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13. [SPOILER WARNING for Pokemon Black/White]



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14. [SPOILER WARNING for Kurau: Phantom Memory]



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15. [WARNING for rape]



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16. [WARNING for suicide]



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17. [WARNING for incest]

[Kono Naka ni Hikari, Imouto ga Iru!]


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18. [WARNING for animal death/abuse?]

[Eden Lake]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #290.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[greenvelvetcake]

PSSH VIKTOR KRUM X GILDEROY LOCKHART OTP

[serenitysquid]

B-B-BUT... THEN LOCKHART WOULD HAVE TO CHEAT ON QUIRRELL!

[greenvelvetcake]

OT3

OT4 IF YOU COUNT VOLDEMORT ON THE BACK OF QUIRREL'S HEAD... okay now we're officially in weird territory.

[lunabee34]

Weird, or way sexy? LOL

[(Anonymous)]

NEITHER

IT IS ACTUALLY ALL WRONG

DID YOU ALL MISS HOW SPROUT AND LOCKHART MADE PUPPY EYES AT EACH OTHER

:V "LEAVE HARRY ALONE HE HAS TO ATTEND MY CLASS"

:U "POMONA MY SWEET LITTLE BEE I HAVE TO BE HONEST I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION"

:V "...REALLY?"

:U "REALLY!"

*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH*

AND IN THE BACKGROUND SNAPE WATCHED THEM FROM BEHIND A TREE SHROUDED IN DARKNESS BATHED IN MISERY SEETHING IN JEALOUSY

[lunabee34]

And that tree . . . was the Whomping Willow. The lonely, lonely, lonely Whomping Willow who had not had her branches pruned nor her knots massaged in a wizard's age. Little did Hermione know that she was about to lose the love of her life to a the unforgettable sexual ministrations of a sentient tree.

[(Anonymous)]

O-M-G

MOST VIEWED FIC IN AFF.NET THIS YEAR? Y/Y

[lunabee34]

Indeed.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG,Teal'c!!!You have my love,Luna.

[lunabee34]

Back at ya, Nonnie. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, I'm having Last Unicorn flashbacks now. They are making your scenario distressingly easy to picture.

[lunabee34]

Sorry? :) I don't remember enough about that movie to know what you're talking about. I do remember it kinda freaked me out as a kid.

[(Anonymous)]

Giant sentient tree attempting to cuddle someone to death. And yes, I have similar feelings about the movie, but I still like it.

[lunabee34]

I always go to the Evil Dead rapey tree place. Which, also scary. LOL