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⌈ Secret Post #2033 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Mortal Kombat]

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[The Young and the Restless]

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[Firefly, Joss Whedon; Sherlock BBC, Steven Moffat]

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08. http://i.imgur.com/Je2qV.png
[not really porny but implied underage sexual stuff; photomanip; snape/hermione]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

13. [SPOILER WARNING for Pokemon Black/White]

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14. [SPOILER WARNING for Kurau: Phantom Memory]

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15. [WARNING for rape]

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16. [WARNING for suicide]

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17. [WARNING for incest]

[Kono Naka ni Hikari, Imouto ga Iru!]

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18. [WARNING for animal death/abuse?]

[Eden Lake]

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I just had McDonalds for the first time in months!

. . .that probably shouldn't make me happy, but I was very hungry and it was right after work and with my mom, so it was a good time all around and it tasted good :D

Immediately thought of this fantastic Jim Gaffigan sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDTfEhChgw

McDonald's makes me happy, too! \o/ And there is one right between my bus stop and my house. Always so very tempting.

Eeeee I LOVE that Jim Gaffigan sketch! I got to see it live last fall \o/

Yaaaaaay! I saw it live back in June, myself. :D Almost passed out laughing through the entire show. ♥ Did he do any regional jokes at your show? He was talking about New England and seafood at mine and I had tears rolling down my face. XD

Hm, I can't remember, but I don't think he did xD He did joke about seafood at ours though. I don't think that bit was on his dvd special, but he had this bit about clams being "a snot in a rock" that he told at ours made my sides ache with laughter. I saw him in Minneapolis :D

Ah, yeah, he did that for us, too! "They say clams are an aphrodisiac, which I guess makes sense, because you'd probably sleep with anyone after surviving eating one. 'Hey let's have this snot-in-a-rock! We could end up back at my place; we could end up in the ER... it'll be an adventure!"

I saw him in Connecticut, and he kept ranting and raving about seafood. "My friends always tell me, when I'm going to New England - gotta try the seafood! Why can't I just eat what I want?" and then in that stage voice he uses, he goes, "Hmm... what excuse can I make to eat three sticks of butter? I know! I'll have lobster! The giant mutant insect of the sea!" I was dying.

I was laughing but I try reallly hard to not think about that when I eat seafood. INSECTS OF THE SEA INDEED. XD. He is so goddamn funny.

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