[ SECRET POST #2037 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2037 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 067 secrets from Secret Submission Post #291.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[visp]

Does the fact that their breakup makes me happy just because all of the ickle twilight fans are now crying into their keyboards make me a bad person?

[fauxkaren]

lol. I am a bad person too, if that is the case.

BUT OMG. The diehard Robsten fans have been making "I support Kristen" signs and then taking pictures of themselves holding them and posting them online. It is pretty golden.

Also, all the desperate attempts to prove that the pictures were photoshopped. OMG.

[visp]

*snickers* I think I'll now headcanon Bella getting bored of Edward and cheating on him in a few years b/c turns out that teen crushes may be intense but don't last forever.

[greenvelvetcake]

Cheating on him... with Carlisle?

[visp]

Not sure who that is, but why not?

[shukivengeance]

He's basically the father figure to all the Cullens since they're not actually a blood-related family.

[visp]

Well, that would fit with the "older family man" theme.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a Twilight fan in the least but THIS scene? Made me think there could have been EPIC badwrongwhatever between Daddy!Cullen and little bitty Bella.

I used to want to write the dirtiest, most fucked up fic about him cockblocking Edward and fucking Bella while Edward was all up in a corner somewhere waiting for marriage.

Still do sometimes.

[visp]

There's no scene.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh.

This vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9oT1OnmzoU&feature=related

[(Anonymous)]

Me three. I was having the worse week when all this crap broke, so I took a little trip to tumblr to see how fans were reacting. It was just the laugh I needed.

Of course, now that it's been a while, I'm starting to feel a little concerned for some of them. Crying hysterically for four days straight because your favorite celebrity couple broke up is not healthy.

[(Anonymous)]

don't forget this: http://http//operationhideusweekly.tumblr.com/

[(Anonymous)]

God, those fans are such assholes.

[terabient]

oh wow

WIPED OUT: Two displays at BAM Bookstore, Two at Target

COST OF PHOTOGRAPHS: $250,000 (allegedly)

PRICE OF THE PUBLIC: Pain, heartbreak, and a world of hurt

TOTAL PRICE OF HIDDEN US WEEKLY TABLOIDS: $189.72

PRICE OF US WEEKLY: Loss of profit

PRICE OF LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR ROB AND KRISTEN: PRICELESS

what is this i don't even

[(Anonymous)]

"We're not encouraging you guys to do it, but if you do, send us the pics in the submit box below!"

Erm...

[insanenoodlyguy]

That one crying aussie girl crushed when she couldn't deny it anymore made me lose my shit giggling.