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fandomsecrets2012-08-06 06:35 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-08-06 06:35 pm
[ SECRET POST #2043 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2043 ⌋
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 083 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Fuck it, here you go.
Kira blanched. The rage bled out of her. He wasn't mad, or shocked, or distressed, or even hurt. His voice was one of a patronizing teacher, who's prize student had just submitted mediocre work.
"Now, your technique is forgiveable. This is, I believe, your first dalliance with a Cardassian woman? There are certain, well, to put it simply, anatomical differences." He shrugged. The fact she recognized this just proved how much damn time both had spent with humans.
"Ana... what... I JUST FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER."
"You fucked her poorly. It does appear you managed to give her an orgasm to be sure, but she should have had several. The reason she didn't is that you were working entirely in the wrong spot. You see, Bajorans are sensitive on the top, but... cardassian women need the tongue on the SIDES. And this stays consistent even with those only half-Cardassian."
"On the sides?" was all Kira could muster. She'd realize later her voice was sounding something like what she'd hoped to get out of him.
"You are smarter then this my dear, I don't need to repeat myself. Now, as I said, you are new at this. My daughter is inexperienced as well I imagine, you being the first woman she's ever coupled with, so she may not have done the best just communicating with you. This can all be forgiven by ignorance. But Kira, you fought us for how long? You should know your surveillance equipment better then this!" He shook his head not at the image, but at the miniature holo-recorder itself. "What is this, some 'great deal' paid for at least a fifth over price negotiated over the Ferengi's counter?! I know you could get a better recorder then this!"
Things started clicking in Kira's much abused brain "Wait... we haven't gotten to the orgasm yet. HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORGASM?!"
Dukat shook his head "Because I am a Cardassian and I do know better because you don't become a Legate without knowing how best to watch those who need watching! Do you really think I would leave my daughter unobserved?!"
"You knew. You saw. You... you knew all along." Kira had figured this out while he was talking, but for the sake of her sanity she needed to draw these horrible thoughts out over a slow, steady peroid, reviewing what she knew before she could think about it and not scream. "You... let it happen."
"Well, you did a poor job, but you did at least make her smile. I have to allow my daughter some independence at her age. Now..." he pulled out what Kira had to admit was, Cartesian made or not, a much better looking holo-projector then the one in her hands. "If you plan on showing her your handiwork, your going to use this recording. I'm going to put yours in a replicator so you don't embarass yourself any further." He took her recording from unresisting hands and shut it off. "Consider that a gift to the one who made my daughter a woman, however less then ideally that may have happened." with a pat on the shoulder, he walked off.
Kira's brain rebelled. Slow pacing of thoughts or not, this shit was not gonna fly. She tried to scream, but only a sort of wheezing rattle emerged.
ILU people.
Re: ILU people.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/479775
Re: ILU people.
Also this "More fandom secrets inspired crap!" made me start thinking someone should put together a fandomsecretsfandom community where people post all the cracky icons, pics, fics, pic spams, playlists, etc. inspired by these posts. And maybe we could have another shot at that kinkmeme people have been muttering about lately.
Re: ILU people.
Last time I went full blast, 4chan got palcomix. That ship's long since sailed but, I'm just saying, me + smut = bad things.
Re: ILU people.
Re: ILU people.
Re: ILU people.
Anyway, crack smut is always good good or bad good and rarely bad bad.
Re: Fuck it, here you go.
Poor Kira. She has a mouth and yet she cannot scream. (Or pleasure Cardassian women, apparently.)
Re: Fuck it, here you go.
Re: Fuck it, here you go.
Re: Fuck it, here you go.