[ SECRET POST #2046 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - spam secret ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[anonymouslyyours]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r91LHzdNloY

ou poke your fingers into your cheeks to pretend you have dimples, blow kisses with one finger, make "cute faces", pretend you have guns, and shake your ass and jump around a lot basically.

My neighbor watches that show and was saying how difficult those routines were. So I said I could do those routines drunk in a blindfold and she made me prove it.

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[fingalsanteater]

I don't know whether to be disturbed or... very disturbed.

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[anonymouslyyours]

Very. There is usually more ass shaking and the little girls do the routines in hooker wear (and in the case of the Pretty Woman impersonator literally).

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[unicornherds]

But did you have the outfit? And the big hair? And the tiara and sparkles?

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[biohazardgirl]

Don't be silly. Finding a chameleon sized tiara on short notice would be nearly impossible.

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[anonymouslyyours]

I did have a tiara! :P It was Barbie's but that gurl was passed out in the corner and didn't notice us taking it.

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[biohazardgirl]

She really needs to stop drinking so much.

Did you draw a penis on her face while you were at it?

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[anonymouslyyours]

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[biohazardgirl]

. . .whose penis is that?

Re: Probably the coolest thing I've ever done.

[anonymouslyyours]

I didn't realize it was so big. ...That's what she said.
I can't edit it now that you've replied!

I don't remember where I got it from just that this was supposed to be a girl doll ?

Comment above is NSFW

[agentcthulhu]

I really didn't need to see that.

Tentacles now...that's a different story ;)

Oops.

[anonymouslyyours]

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