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⌈ Secret Post #2046 ⌋

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Quiche Lorraine!

Cause my name is Lorraine!

And I'm seekritly a poodle!

Lorraine is a pretty name :D

Thank you thank you!

I have always liked it. It is my mom's middle name, and my first name, and my daughter's middle name. Oh, yes. I am narcissistic like that. LOL

I can't believe I forgot that song!

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULUA73BWKw

OMG, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. MY NAME RHYMES WITH EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. PAIN. METHANE. CONSTRAIN. SANE. AND YET, ALL I GET IS A COLE PORTER SONG AND THE B-52S. WTF, MUSICAL WORLD? WTF?

WHY IS ROBERT PLANT NOT MOANING MY NAME AND GOING BABY BABY BABY? OR RYAN ADAMS CROONING OUT HOW HE'LL NEVER LOVE NOBODY LIKE ME CAUSE LORRAINE IS HIS THANG?

[that chorus sounds like I am performing it; my husband is gonna love this]

They are intimidated by the raw sexuality all Lorraines possess?

Not to creep you out or anything but I can't stop growl/singing your name.

To be honest, that is the reaction I feel my name deserves. And yet, people keep singing shit about Melissa and Amanda and other names that rhyme with nothing!!!!!!!!!

*g*

:)

Hey, you take that back about my name! It rhymes with... uh.

Amanda rhymes with panda so you must be Melissa?

Damn, forgot about that panda thing. (Amanda does rhyme with uh too!)

What the hell does rhyme with Melissa?

Are you saying that to make me think you could be an Amanda?

I miss ya? And other names. You could write a song about all the girls a Melissa has slept with?

Ahahahahaahhhahahha!

OH LORRAINE, OH OH LORRAINE. YOUR BREATH IS LIKE SWEET METHANE. OH LORRAINE, YOU CAUSE ME SUCH PAIN, YOU MAKE ME INSANE. OH OH LORRAINE.

Sigh. *heart eyes* That would be a great love song.

I am devastated that you were not quoting an actual song. Devastated.

TO BE WITH YOU I WOULD ARRAIGN
THE MOST ANNOYING CAMPAIGN
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BRAIN
BOTH THE HIND, MID, AND FOREBRAIN
AND YES, EVEN THE MEMBRANE
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES SHALL BE SLAIN
YOU'RE ANYTHING BUT MUNDANE
SAY YES OR I'LL DRINK PROPANE
MY HEART NEEDS SOME WOLFSBANE
I'LL ALWAYS MAINTAIN
YOU'RE THE ONE I WISH TO ATTAIN
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH DISDAIN
YOU'RE CUTER THAN THAT GUY FROM GLEE, BLAINE
THIS SONG IS INANE
BUT YOU WOULD BE INHUMANE
TO COMPLAIN
DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME CHOW MEIN?

/wow, Lorraine does ryhme with a lot of words.

WE COULD HAVE A SON NAMED SHANE
AND A GREAT DANE
AND LIVE ON MULBERRY LANE

PLEASE, PLEASE LORRAINE
DON'T SAY MY DESIRE IS IN VAIN
HERE, JUST LET ME SLIP ON THIS CHAIN...

Edited 2012-08-10 06:30 (UTC)

YOU'RE NO PLAIN JANE
YOU SENT MY HEART ON AN AIRPLANE
IF TO LOVE ME YOU WOULD DEIGN
I WOULD FLOAT LIKE A CRANE
I KNOW THIS IS UNFAMILIAR TERRAIN
BUT HAPPINESS WE COULD OBTAIN
DON'T LEAVE ME WITH NOTHING BUT A TEARSTAIN
WITH ME PLEASE REMAIN
UNTIL WE CAN ORDAIN
THAT WE SHARE A DOMAIN
AND THEN WE'LL CELEBRATE WITH CHAMPAGNE
BECAUSE YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A WARPLANE

OH LORRAINE, OH OH LORRAINE
MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER WANE
IT GETS ME HIGH JUST LIKE COCAINE

I DON'T MEAN TO BE PROFANE
BUT YOU MAKE WETTER THAN THE RAIN
JUST LOOK AT THIS STAIN

NO NO BABY, LET ME EXPLAIN
I WANT YOU TO PLOW ME LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN
NO, WAIT! I WANT YOU TO BEAT ME WITH A CANE
NO, I'M SORRY! YOU MAKE ME DIE HARD JUST LIKE JOHN MACCLANE

OH MY DEAR, SWEET LORRAINE
FORGET THIS SCATTERBRAIN
YOU DESERVE A KINGDOM LIKE CHARLEMAGNE
SO GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
AND LET ME BUY YOU A SEA PLANE
THAT RUNS ON OCTANE
WE'LL FLY IT INTO THIS MIGRAINE
SO ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A BLOODSTAIN
AND THEN ESCAPE TO SPAIN
PERHAPS WE'LL DO IT DURING BELTANE
WHILE I STROKE YOUR LUXURIOUS MANE
I'LL READ EVERYTHING ALOUD THAT WORDS DOTH CONTAIN
SO YOU'LL NEVER GET EYESTRAIN
BUT NEVER ASK ME TO EXPLAIN
WHY MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO INGRAIN

LET US RIDE BARE BREASTED LIKE ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE
OFF INTO THE SUNSET, WE WILL LET OUR LOVE REIGN

I BID YOU ADIEU FOR NOW, MY SWEET LORRAINE

That's what I'm talking about. Guaranteed top forty hit.

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