[ SECRET POST #2047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Penn & Teller]


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[Twilight]


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[Prometheus]


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[Rainbow; the Boondocks]


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12. [SPOILERS for walking dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for portal 2]



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14. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF/game of thrones]



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15. [SPOILERS for the dark knight rises]



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16. [WARNING for abuse]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - insulting the readers doesn't help ], [ 1 - come on, a LITTLE effort ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[gabzillaz]

You are not alone.

[cloud_riven]

Different wanks crop up more often is all. I hope your hidden village fandom hangout stays happy for a long time though.

If we have to gender the capacity for massive wankosity though, which I'd rather not, can we call the lady ones 'oil shlicks'?

IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[(Anonymous)]

IF YOU WERE A MY LITTLE PONY PONY, WHAT WOULD YOUR CUTIE MARK BE? (according to the single episode of that show that I've seen, cutie marks generally represent your special talent)

I THINK MINE WOULD BE A PERSON SHOUTING. BECAUSE I AM GOOD AT CAPSLOCK

[vethica]

Othello?

[republicanism]

well also because i dont think bb is suited for nolan... or terry for JGL really

i dont know who should direct or star but i want it in my life, on my screen and possibly in my pants

Re: Sex question?

[ooh_mrdarcy]

I think it depends on the force of the orgasm. Some of the best ones I've had left me quite disoriented and unable to function properly for a while. (And even during it was like, "holy shiiit what is happening? Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?" and pretty much the only thing I paid attention to was my own heartbeat/pulse.)
The "normal" orgasms are nothing extraordinary. Fun, but not exactly earth-shattering.

I've heard lots of girls/women experience the same type of orgasms as you, but just like there are stronger orgasms, there are weaker ones.

[gabzillaz]

GLENN DIED?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oroburos69]

I tried reading this and found it really dull. Of course, Twilight itself is insanely boring to me, so that's probably a contributing factor, but everyone was just talking about how good it was and I was curious.

Anyways, even making Bella have average intelligence didn't improve the story for me.

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[(Anonymous)]

Anything involving Snape, Chris Brown (so excited for 16), Christian fundamentalists, or Mark Millar comic books. Imaginary casting. Anytime a bit of canon comes out that disproves fanon, like Blaise Zabini being male and black. I love watching wanks about kinks, and the weirder the kinks involved the better. I also really enjoy when people go to one of those constructive criticism boards for people that do role playing and then flip out when people start criticizing them.

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[(Anonymous)]

a burrito

I am good at eating burritos

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, please. I won't forgive him for that but at least Jaime has an excuse. If he didn't try to kill Bran, the lives of his love and their three innocent children would have been in danger. And unlike Theon, he never actually killed a child (not that he didn't try) and unlike Tyrion he never hurt a defenseless woman.
Tyrion had no reason to strangle Shae other than his hurt feelings. Even if you believe that she was at fault for speaking at his trial and tried to harm him*, you can't believe that Tyrion was in any danger from her at that moment. She was a frightened girl that he could have easily knocked out. She didn't call for the guards the moment she saw him and tried to split his head open, throwing every heavy object in the room at him. She got teary eyed and tried to explain herself. The Imp had no excuse for murdering her other than his hurt pride.

*What she said didn't affect the court's decision at all, of course, because it was all set up and Tyrion's fate was decided right away. But some people have no reading comprehension, so it bears repeating.

Re: I HATE THAT 1 DIRECTION SONG

[streetcake]

Don't watch the version where they're laughing the song, then instead of singing it in your head you'll be laughing the lyrics. X(

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[(Anonymous)]

I like wank about stuff that happens in canon. Over the characters, what will happen, why A/B is totally canon, wild interpretations of insanely irrelevant tiny details, all that stuff.

My main fandom has mostly wank about each other instead of the canon material and I can't stand it, I just want some good clean fun where we all shriek about the latest episode together :(

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[anonymouslyyours]

OUR CUTIE MARK FOR FANDOMSECRETS OR IN REAL LIFE?

ON FANDOM SECRETS IT WOULD BE A SHARPIE BECAUSE I MAKE DUMB SHARPIE DOODLES... BRB!

Re: Can... can we learn that dance? All of us on F!S?

[cherrycoloured.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the true classic of the genre, Kuso Miso Technique!

[brooms]

ppl dump bodies in forests.
and serial rapists and mosquitoes and strange sounds at night - I COULD NOT.
i choose deep space.

[ex_paola492]

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[republicanism]

yeah mostly they like arguing about the manliest man in all the games/ever, big boss, who (optionally but in one of the actual games) has sex with another man inside of a cardboard box


i love hideo kojima

Rereading old Fandom!Secrets...

[30_rock_office]

Does anyone else go back to old secrets to see how consensuses have changed or how fandoms have developed? I've been going back a lot recently. Currently on page 310, and I've read every secret from this page to that page. And continuing. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Have you tried reading any of the Boom! Muppet comics, Anon? Skeeter is in them!

[cherrycoloured.livejournal.com]

Tell me though! I must read this.

[maryaminx]

I was just talking about this earlier today!

Mostly, fanfic gives me exactly what I want in bite-sized chunks that don't feel like short stories. I like reading about queer people having adventures instead of whichever het romance the author decides to paste on, and they tend to be a lot more readable than whatever short story anthology. (I'm not sure why, but I can't read "short stories" even though I will lap up fanfic of any length.)

I think the last fiction book I read all the way through was Changes and I didn't finish the next book in the series. OTOH, I read fic for about two hours a day which can easily double the word count of a novel.

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[intrigueing]

Wank in fandoms I'm not in, especially those whose characters I'm vaguely familiar with, but I don't know jack-shit about the plots or relationships. Stargate. Supernatural. Transformers. Bleach. Twilight. Sherlock. Glee.

Wank where I do not give a flying fuck about the fandom-specific topics being wanked (usually, but not always, ship-wank). Doctor Who. Harry Potter. ATLA. Buffy. Angel. MLP:FIM. X-Men, especially XMFC. Star Trek.

Fun fact: I basically spoiled myself for almost all the plot twists in the last two seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and almost everything ship-related in Avatar: The Last Airbender reading epically hilarious wank, before I had ever seen an episode of either show. (It didn't affect my immense enjoyment of either, btw).

Also, Harry Potter wank deserves an extra mention even for wank over topics I do care about. Because it has reached some sort of critical mass where it is impossible to rage over Harry Potter wank. And Harry Potter wank is, has always been, and always will be the gold standard against which all other wank is judged.

Re: I HATE THAT 1 DIRECTION SONG

[republicanism]

i will END YOU ALL

Re: Personal Hygiene

[cloud_riven]

It's a dw thing. There's a thread here, probably definitely in general, with that heading.