[ SECRET POST #2059 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2059 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 045 secrets from Secret Submission Post #294.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Well Nolan's "style" sucked. It was dark, depressing, and pretty unpleasant. Not to mention Batman couldn't save shit. Sorry if I like my Batman being competent and actually about to fucking save things. And sorry if some of us want Villains that have fun with what they do.

Fuck Nolan's Joker too. It was a amazing performance by Heath, but it wasn't the fucking Joker.

[dethtoll]

the 1960s called to let you know they have this tv show you might like...

[(Anonymous)]

Or BtAS? Or Burton's Batman? Or anything that isn't fucking Nolan? There is a middle ground between the 60s Batman and fucking dark depressing grim-dark Nolan.

[dethtoll]

fuck burton's batman

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please.

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa, DA, but that's Michael Keaton man. :S I personally don't like Nolan's Batman because...he was so miserable. Mope for years, come back, mope for years, come back. I know Batman broods, but give the guy something.

[othellia]

Whoa, DA, but that's Michael Keaton man.

lol, I love you, anon

[(Anonymous)]

...Yes, because Burton's Batman was so fucking good.

It was terrible. Even worse than grimdark Nolan. It was ridiculous in a bad way.

[dethtoll]

at least it gave us legends of the dark knight, which was a great series for a few years.

[b_dangerous]

This. Taking the noir and intelligent psychological aspects out of the show make it bland and uninteresting. Batman can be depressing, but it's all about the characters that makes even the more depressing stuff work. Nolan's films could have been better in theory, if not for the bad writing and extremely large plot holes.

[darkmanifest]

Haha, I forgot how completely useless Nolan's Batman actually was. Seems like Nolan was so focused on dramatically grimdark events that he forgot that he was dealing with a superhero story in which the hero has to actually save the day sometimes.

[eightlazylegs]

I feel as if the movie would have been fine if Batman had just not been in it. Possibly better.

Which is bad for a Batman movie.

[darkmanifest]

Considering I wanted to punch him in the throat in each scene he appeared, I have to agree.

[b_dangerous]

Replace Batman with Bruce Willis and you have a new Die Hard film.

[(Anonymous)]

You know, there's a part of me that's like, "BUT, BUT, BUT!"

...and I actually don't know where that part came from, because I agree with you. Holy fuck, I agree with you. I probably will not see 'The Dark Knight Rises' because *gasp* I didn't like 'The Dark Knight.' Watching it felt like swallowing nail filings. There were some great performances in it, Ledger's among them, but I came away from it wondering what the point is and why anyone would want to see it a second time.

And man, I don't like Burton's Batman, either. I don't think the proper balance has yet been struck live-action wise.