[ SECRET POST #2059 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2059 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[brooms]

and grindelwald/magneto as pair the spares?

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

Magneto/Snape. Dur.

Because voices.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[brooms]

i thought it had been established that loki and snape share a soulbond.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

Hahah. No.

Loki/Draco in their leather pants bartending in the dark.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[fingalsanteater]

Actually, why Loki/Draco is fabulous, I think Loki/Percy. Family issues, and all that.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

But Loki has Hiddleston's curls for some reason.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[fingalsanteater]

Loki disguises himself as a British man named Tom to... do something. And, then he runs into Percy... somehow. AND THEN MAGIC HAPPENS. Sexy magic. The end.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

I... LOKI STOLE VOLDEMORT'S NOSE! THAT'S WHY VOLDEMORT HATES HARRY SO MUCH! HE LOOKS LIKE LOKI!

Wait, what?

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[fingalsanteater]

I'm imagining Loki has a room where he keeps unique and rare items he's acquired or stolen. And, on a green velvet pillow inside glass is a pale nose with a little placard in front labeled "Tom Riddle "Voldemort" - Nose."

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh I wish I had time to draw that little beauty. I bet Sif's hair is in there somewhere as well. And part of Tony's goatee. And Pepper's favorite heels. And the Hulk's indestructible pants. AND ONE OF NICK FURY'S EYEPATCHES!

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[writerserenyty]

Probably one of my favorite threads on F!S XDXD

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

I just headcanon'ed myself into thinking of Loki as a giant magpie.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[agentcthulhu]

Hiddleston's a giant magpie himself. A giant wardrobe magpie.
http://itsa3patchproblem.tumblr.com/post/23380509306/sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper-has-a-type-tom

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[biohazardgirl]

OMFG brb dying of laughter.

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[agentcthulhu]

HYPOTHESIS: VOLDEMORT HAS BAD EYESIGHT

EVIDENCE: HE DIDN'T REALIZE LOKI DOESN'T HAVE A LIGHTNING BOLT SCAR ON HIS FOREHEAD

SO VOLDEMORT DOESN'T SEE WELL OR SMELL GOOD. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Re: If you could make any pairing canon...

[anonymouslyyours]

LOKI HID VOLDEMORT'S NOSE IN HARRY'S HEAD. THAT'S WHAT VOLDEMORT HAS BEEN SENSING THIS ENTIRE TIME! THE MONSTER IN HARRY'S CHEST IS JUST VOLDEMORT'S NOSE TRYING TO GET OUT! MISUNDERSTOOD VOLDEMORT JUST WANTED HIS LITTLE SCHNOZZ BACK!