I have a work friend or three I talk sex with at work. We talk about what gets us off without explicitness, how Charlize Theron pierces our het armour like it's made out of butter and we talk about the sizes of the dicks in our past. I've shown them my femmeslash fic and she's happily told me how it got her in the mood for sexy times later on.

Guess what?

If I liked reading about underage kids having sex with adults, I'd keep mum on that at work because there's no way I wouldn't get the side-eye. The anon who acts like his employers and co-workers could distinguish between reality and his preferred fap material is totally full of shit. I'd judge the HELL out of him/her if they worked in my office.