[ SECRET POST #2064 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2064 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sock in the pants, YEAH YEAH! Sock in the pants, oh man.

My feet were too few
For the socks I possessed.
My pants hung too limply
On thin thighs, compressed.
And so I did think
One bright morning fair
To combine them in to
Something quite new to wear.

I donned my blue jeans
And the socks I did shove
Down the front and the back
Til it fit like a glove.
I capered and pranced
And danced with delight,
For I'd solved my dilemma
And transformed my plight.

Now a sock in the pants
Is a necessity.
Without it, I fear,
I don't feel like me.
My bottom is round,
My hips are divine.
It may be a ruse,
But I like it just fine.