The Conan: The Barbarian remake. They had everything necessary to make a fun, if not clever, sword-and-sorcery movie, except for a coherent script. It was just...why would a movie that looked so slick with such likeable actors have such awful writing? Wouldn't that be the cheapest part to achieve?

Then again, $200 million dollar Avatar clearly spent five bucks on the story, so. Apparently it's a thing.

Also, every werewolf movie, ever.