[ SECRET POST #2078 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2078 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
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Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i.imgur.com/h7jF1.png

[(Anonymous)]

You are not alone, OP. I get so much 2ndhand embarrassment from him omfg. Abort the attempt at sexy badass! It's not working! It's not working!

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who thinks his body looks really weird.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to reverse image search this to figure out that's Adam Levine. In which case I agree heartily with you OP. Poor guy is trying so hard but not... quite making it.

But imagining him standing like that at a pay phone pining about lost loves is funny as heck so win-win?

[(Anonymous)]

Who is this guy and why does he look like a department store mannequin.

[cherrycoloured.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's such a tool, and he looks like a weasel.

[(Anonymous)]

I've always hated Maroon 5 videos, because they're all about how hot and attractive he is, making out with all these hot women. I think he is neither. Quit trying so hard dude.

Is anyone a real fan of his?

[(Anonymous)]

They must exist if Maroon 5 is having hits but I've never actually met one.

[(Anonymous)]

Not a huge fan of his tattoo placement.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like Maroon 5, like at all, but I actually really like the idea of someone who "can't pull off" the ubersexy thing being ubersexy. I don't think you should have to naturally look like or be a certain kind of person to present yourself that way.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh he is such a douchey prick.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate this guy so much. I don't think I have evidence that he's a chauvinistic prick, but my gut feeling is good enough for me. This pic isn't a good example of it, but he has the deadest, most soulless eyes I have ever seen.

And he sounds terrible in every single song except "Sunday Morning." I don't know what happened.

[gobbledigook]

Haha I knowww

Back when I checked ONTD I read something about him complaining about his hardships in the field of music because he and his bandmates were "too good-looking"

lol for days

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't peg him as being bad ass -- those are more whimsical tats than macho ones. And he's in good shape. I don't know. He's a lot sexier than I am.

Maybe I have low standards but, 7/10, would bang.

[(Anonymous)]

I-I love Maroon 5's music most of the time and find him rather attractive...? I thought that was the majority opinion and I guess it is based on magazine headlines (LOL like that means anything), I'm just a little floored. I didn't think he was unliked, though I can see being bothered by him acting like a buttface.

Seriously, he strikes me as an epitomized version of the skatery-looking guys you crushed on in highschool after they grew up and got in better shape. The not-quite-bad boy, like a warmer fluffier version of Trent from Daria. It's possible he only appeals to the really weepy lonely teenage girls he writes songs for, like past-me. /embarassing

[(Anonymous)]

i hate this douchebag, so I'm glad im not the only one.

[rbhudson]

I can't hear you over the unfffffffff

[(Anonymous)]

On the plus side, laughter is good medicine, so perhaps it's indirectly beneficial to your health.

[la_petite_singe]

Yeeeah, he is a bit embarrassing. I like some of his music, though. Though The Voice isn't helping.

[avatarmn]

He's got being outspokenly gay-positive going for him.

[idiothole]

Loving the ever-living fuck out of this secret.

[(Anonymous)]

I know he's just some overrated hack that I shouldn't give a shit about, but I can't help but feel inexplicable rage when I see his face, hear his voice speak or sing, or even have people mention him. IDGI...when "This Love" first came out I was like, "I like this song, and this band doesn't seem too bad," and I don't know when, but eventually I just couldn't stand this douche or his band or their music anymore. I feel like I will throw up when there is mention of him in any form.

Really sad since this is a person who has little impact in society or the world and especially in my life. LOL But go away, Adam Levine. Go away with your shitty soulless band and please never return.

[bleed_peroxide]

lmfao same here - his voice is the least sexy thing ever, and he's trying so hard to come off as this sexy badass that it's embarrassing. Even more embarrassing how many women eat it up D:

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if it was staged or part of the act. But I remember his band won an award idk which but his member got to the stage first and held the award. Not in a this is mine kind of way but in a I'll just hold the award while Adam does his speech. But Adam snatched the award. I was like.. O.o

I don't know if it was supposed to be funny or something but it didn't didn't look good and felt awkward. But maybe I'm looking at it to much. I just get a douchey vibe from him.

[(Anonymous)]

Right there with you, bb. I never got it, I don't get, I'll never get it.

I just don't.