[ SECRET POST #2079 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2079 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
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Comments

Re: Question about relationships and the bathroom

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well, facebook disparagement to complete strangers is relatively easy to live with. Glad the collateral damage is low!

Re: Question about relationships and the bathroom

[anonymouslyyours]

It's actually pretty hilarious. He claimed we hooked up and then I went "psycho" because he wouldn't break up with his girlfriend for me. One of my friends who is friends with everyone on facebook is really invested in this drama and keeps e-mailing me updates. Mostly everyone expressed disbelief/told him he was an idiot but apparently another one of my fringe friends has taken to white-knighting for me and things kind of imploded and really old, petty shit is getting brought up. Like who owes who a six-pack.

It's actually pretty ego-stroking to watch all these people (some I wouldn't have thought knew how to spell my name) lose their minds talking about my personal life. This is a little pathetic but I'm pretending I have a mini batshit fandom of my own.

<3

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yesssss.... let the dark side flow through you child.

Re: <3

[anonymouslyyours]

And now my little brother is on there claiming the dude in fact hooked up with him and not me and is pretending to be broken hearted that the guy was too drunk to tell the difference. He's also demanding his panties back.

I'm probably going to have to call little brother and tell him this isn't something he needs to antagonize but... in a minute.

Re: <3

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO your brother sounds awesome

*Wheezing noises*

[insanenoodlyguy]

... you are no longer my apprentice.

So, you have a brother. Your feelings have now betrayed him, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide him from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps he will...

Re: *Wheezing noises*

[anonymouslyyours]

You're a little too late. He's basically me if I did go darkside and had random bouts of being emo and hatefully self-absorbed.

I mean, I love the little dude, but I cannot wait for him to be less... sixteen year old boy.

Re: <3

[biohazardgirl]

Your brother is amazing.

Re: <3

[anonymouslyyours]

He can be!

I convinced LB to bow out and delete the MLP panty-sniffing photoshops. If I wasn't worried about escalating the situation to a place where the boyfriend would start talking crap about the GF out of spite I would have loved to see this play out.

Favorite line of the night?
"how can u say that? U said I was th fluttershy to ur Applejacks!!! ilu so much I dont even care about that weird thing on your nutbag my sister would totally not be cool with that shes a shalow ho who has a creepy fetish for hs graduates she cant love you like I can."

Re: <3

[insanenoodlyguy]

... can you share these MLP panty-sniffing photoshops?

Re: <3

[anonymouslyyours]

I don't feel comfortable posting identifiable pics of other people (assholes or not) without their consent and I think they're too small to effectively censor and keep their charm.

If it's any consolation they aren't very good.

Um, for some reason I feel the need to add that my brother can spell and punctuate but that he was typing from a phone with a bad keyboard. I promise I did not raise someone who communicates like that on a regular basis.

Re: <3

[insanenoodlyguy]

Ah. I misunderstood. I thought they were edits of the cartoon.

Yeah, don't compromise real people with this.

Re: <3

[forgottenjester]

Your brother is amazing.

Re: <3

[elaminator]

Where can I get a little brother as cool as yours?