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[ SECRET POST #2082 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

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[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]

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Indulge in your love for your insane, nonsensical, impossible crack OTPs here!

I love Harry/Fred/George, Barney Stinson/Lily Aldrin, Spike/Joyce, Fury/Tony, The Whomping Willow/The Giant Squid, and Quark/Odo.

almost everything on tv tropes

I'd read Harry/Fred/George! Got any recs?? And I though Quark/Odo was obvious, even when I was young and didn't know what shipping was. *laughs*

...I wasn't entirely kidding about Riddick/Brian O'Conner on that Riddick/Harry secret. Hey, I find the visual appealing, alright? And I'm about 95% certain I read a fic with that pairing once and it was actually really good, so the idea wasn't my own!

Edit: Was searching for the fic, found my other comment on the first page of google. Not sure if amusing or sad.

Annnnd here it is. Yes the art is...interesting, but NGL, I've read this authors stuff multiple times; I love it.

Edited 2012-09-15 01:54 (UTC)

Hermione/Sirius was my OTP for a couple of years, although I didn't really ship them in a cracky way. I mean, I wrote plausible-fic for them, with Hermione as an adult. Doesn't make it non-crack, though, I guess.

I love the idea of Luna/Snape, because I think she'd freak him right the fuck out.

Never really ventured outside of HP fandom, though - it was my one-off. Not enough time or energy to go through all that crap again...

Like, a billion crossover ships! Particularly Sebastian Smythe/almost everyone in Teen Wolf.

But in the same canon....Balthazar/Gabriel and Gabriel/Castiel (SPN), Cooper Anderson/Sebastian Smythe, Blaine Anderson/Rory Flanagan, and Allison Argent/Erica Reyes/Lydia Martin.

As stated above, JENOVA/Lucretia from FFVII (They are also Riku's parents in my Kingdom Hearts head canon, Jenova has a human form of course, but is still not human. Both are originally from other worlds, but Riku was born on Destiny Islands. Kairi calls them Aunt Lucy, and Aunt Jenny, Sora has always called both of them Riku's Mom.... Wow that got kinda long, and was originally a lot longer sorry.)

I also kinda ship Hojo/Vincent in an AU, cracky, they don't completely loath, and want each other dead kinda way.

Aqua/Ansem the Wise from Kingdom Hearts

Fury/Thor. Like, I'd love fic reminiscent of that time Fury helped Thor create a secret identity in the comics.

I have a bunch of Blazblue ones, although given the fact that Blazblue has tons of gag endings and cute out-of-continuity shorts I'm not sure anything can be too cracky...

Noel/Bang (HE'S LIKE THE ONLY GUY WHO'S BEEN NICE TO HER), Noel/Litchi, Kokonoe/Hazama, Kokonoe/Arakune, honestly Kokonoe and Arakune + everyone ever. Because I have a thing for mad scientist ladies and gooey bug creatures, apparently.

Crossover crack: Double (Skullgirls)/Arakune.

GLaDOS/Molly Hooper
Voldemort/Giant Squid
Hogwarts Castle/Giant Squid
Giant Squid/Yivo
Molly Hooper/Martin Crieff
Sherlock/Sheldon
Molly/Irene

GLaDOS/Molly Hooper

This sounds awesome, tell me more.

I wrote a fic about it but I already recced it to elaminator on page one and I feel guilty and self promoting now. . .

Basically the fic is Jim has been uploaded to GLaDOS for a bunch of reasons, and Molly finds out why and then she kicks ass, but even if he wasn't in there I would still like the ship now because I like the idea of Molly either completely turning to the dark side and being able to handle the test subjects more intimately along with GLaDOS in some kind of active combat or psychological terror or something or I like the idea of her fighting GLaDOS and winning but like there's a connection there.

Again, it's a crack ship that I basically didn't know existed until whoops I wrote it.

/finds the link. :D

I'm gonna read this later...because it's kinda long and I'm a bit tired. But I love Molly especially when she's being kickass so I'm pretty excited about this.

(I also like Molly/Irene btw. I had some plotbunnies for them but I kinda lost interest in Sherlock fandom. And I think my fic ideas are better in my head, anyway.)

Re: Favorite Crackships!

biohazardgirl - 2012-09-15 04:49 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Favorite Crackships!

caecilia - 2012-09-15 05:00 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Favorite Crackships!

biohazardgirl - 2012-09-15 05:04 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Favorite Crackships!

caecilia - 2012-09-15 05:06 (UTC) - Expand

Data/nu!Spock

See also: my crack fic post up thread.

I'm blanking on my other ships, though. Erg.

I really liked the Harry/Riddick pairing from the other day.

Paul Krantz/Shosanna Dreyfus (of Love in Thoughts/Inglourious Basterds, respectively).

But really? I ship Shosanna Dreyfus with every single character Daniel Brühl have ever played. I was rewatching Joyeux Noel the other morning and thinking of how to figure her into the story.

Miguel Ortiz/Tim O'Neill from seaQuest and Ryoko/Ayeka from Tenchi Muyo.

Ezio Auditore / Utsuho Reuiji

You may now hit me.

Edited 2012-09-15 03:13 (UTC)

OH AL##### YOU'RE SO FINE~ ♥___♥

Um...

Wha?

Re: Favorite Crackships!

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-15 05:33 (UTC) - Expand

Oh! I remember reading (and loving) a Jesus/Snape fic once but idk where it is now :Uc

Oh wait, there it is

Edited 2012-09-15 04:28 (UTC)

You are a wonderful human being and they are too.

I REALLY FELT LIKE I WAS READING SOMETHING SPOKEN BY JESUS DX

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Toph Bei Fong/Tony Stark. They're both Iron Man, you see.

Let's see, what else can I think of.

Balthier/Fran/Seven of Nine ('cause you know I have to have a Seven ship in here somewhere).

Discord/Q. 'Nuff said.

Hogwarts/The Giant Squid is a classic, of course, as is Dobby/Socks.

Nah, Dobby/Socks is canon. :D

Of late, Sif/Loki and Clint/Darcy.

Data/Bashir since forever and I can't make my brain stop no matter how much chemistry Bashir has with Jadzia/Garak/everyone else ever.

Baltar/Head!Baltar, Roslin/airlock, Tyrol/Cally's wrench (BSG)

Inara/Jayne, Simon/Zoe (Firefly)

Chiana/Jool/Sikozu/Aeryn (Farscape)

Damon/on fire, Klaus/dagger, Bonnie/a storyline (TVD)

Gwen/Morgana/Morgause/Lancelot, Morgana/Gwaine/S+M (Merlin)

Daryl/Andrea/Michonne, Andrea/Glenn/Maggie (The Walking Dead)

Faye/Melissa/Diana, Jake/Adam/death (TSC)

Josh/Donna/Sam, Josh/Donna/CJ (TWW)

River/everyone ever, Rose/Martha/Donna (Doctor Who)

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