[ SECRET POST #2083 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2083 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I don't feel this with TV but holy fuck do I hate some white people irl. I'm also white.

[(Anonymous)]

i like this show too op :( although i just watched it and liked it and didn't really look for a fandom at all (i was pretty busy with my main fandom) ;; it made me really happy to see a secret about it! i hope you find some people who'll share a B7 fandom with you! :)

[cloud_riven]

"...full of ridiculous cliches."

You just solved your own mystery. The answer was right in front of you all along~! ♥

Re: Funny/bad sex stories.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so I meet this girl for the first time. No previous meetings...

Two hours later my dick has been in every one of her holes and we've done some watersports. And at this point she's turing around and saying "I said fuck this ass!"

Then she goes ass to mouth. I tell her I'm going to cum, she pulls it out.

So, I tell her, gotta say, I'm a bit surprised you went atm but don't like cum?

She shakes her head no. "I love it!"

I'm confused now "then why did you pull it out?"

Her: "It's our first time. Didn't' want you to think I was a slut."

I laughed for two minutes before I could stop.

[(Anonymous)]

What is this? I'm all going, is that Lucifer? but not the same show.

Re: Fanon that annoys the shit out of you

[stainless]

Ratchet's penchant for throwing wrenches. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET GIANT WRENCHES IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ARGH.

Steve the Eradicon.

[(Anonymous)]

They won't. I can't wait for the episodes showing Mako as a cop. The delicious 'Bolin should have been a cop 'cause omg parking tickets pout theory' will be fun to watch.

[elaminator]

Yet another example of why Odin is such a terrible father who favors Thor. He should've found Loki himself and made that boy wash his hair!

Re: Shit Stream 6: Fake Marvel Vs Shit Capcom!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm morbidly curious about the family guy porn

tell me it's not brian/lois

[(Anonymous)]

huh?

Re: Funny/bad sex stories.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to be this grannie when I get old :D

[(Anonymous)]

I read that as "Now stop believing in yourselves" and I laughed. Goddamn would that have been amazing.

[dethtoll]

man, i sympathize, but i have this problem where every time i want to read like, say, "the 37th mandala" (how's that for obscure?) i wind up reading another warhammer 40k omnibus instead.

[cloud_riven]

Keep them hopes low. You'll only set yourself up for disappointment.

[(Anonymous)]

They make things all flowey and full of magic and unicorns and rainbows.

[(Anonymous)]

Every time I see a comment/secret like this (about any character, male or female - not just Loki), it makes me marvel at how well the cosmetics industry has trained the wealthy portion of the world. Marketing psychology works, yo! <3

[mekkio]

I love you just for the Date!Sherlock pic.

[(Anonymous)]

*slow clap*

Re: Funny/bad sex stories.

[(Anonymous)]

I once tried to cockblock a guy I had a crush on's attempts to ask out another girl at a high school basketball game by sending him on a wild goose chase until I managed to lure him to my friend's car and then tried to seduce him while he was depressed about failing to meet up with the other girl.

I was 16. It failed like whoa.

[(Anonymous)]

i don't worship her but then again i didn't really follow the hp actors past the last film. i don't think she's a bad role model because she dropped out/put college on hold/took a gap year to acquire more currency lol or do something she likes doing.

and no, emma watson does not equal hermoine but she got like straight a's when she studied while making the hp films so i doubt she's a total dumbass.

i'm not one to judge acting but i think she did a decent job, at least as hermoine--or at least one i found convincing and i for one am i really looking forward to seeing her as sam in the perks of being a wallflower :(

[elaminator]

If this fandom is like every other one, even if those people leave you'll get new fans, and without a doubt some of those fans will turn into 'haters'. IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

I have permission to tell this.

[insanenoodlyguy]

So me and my SO were getting it on. This was early in our relationship. The first time anything like this was happening in fact.

Thing is... I was tired as hell. So I am having some problems with "stamina" I mean, I'm horny as shit, so I'm getting hard no problem. but keeping it going... it's like a leaky balloon. Squeeze it and pppphbbbttt, it's going flat again.

But, I am a fucking man! (gender roles lol!) I cannot fail here! So I keep trying.

Third time seems to be the charm and we are making this work... when the bed breaks.

See, this was a college apt bed. It had some of those plastic risers to raise a bed's height. And we were going at it hard enough to break one of those but good, and down the bed went.

One of the first things that popped out of my mouth was "we fucked till we broke the bed. I can go out on that!"

We both laughed at our epic sex. Still together.

Dildo or vibrator?

[(Anonymous)]

The age old question: which is better?

[oroburos69]

Hey, maybe they're a super nice person. There's more than one way to become a BNF.

[(Anonymous)]

Connections or your fandom is populated by dumbasses. Alternatively, it's the best shit your fandom has to offer.