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2012-09-15 09:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Funny/bad sex stories.
[lots of moaning]
"Are you okay?"
"Yes. Damn it! I'm playing the wanton slut. Stop breaking character and play along."
[later]
"What's wrong with your dick? Get it hard!"
"I masturbated earlier."
"Goddamn it."
[note: my SO is really into Loki.]
"Well. Pretend I'm someone. Loki. Punish me! I've been a bad boy. I destroyed New York."
[laughing]
"Shut up!"
[sex commences]
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Re: Funny/bad sex stories.
"Are you okay?"
"Yes. Damn it! I'm playing the wanton slut. Stop breaking character and play along."
[later]
"What's wrong with your dick? Get it hard!"
"I masturbated earlier."
"Goddamn it."
[note: my SO is really into Loki.]
"Well. Pretend I'm someone. Loki. Punish me! I've been a bad boy. I destroyed New York."
[laughing]
"Shut up!"
[sex commences]