People like shitty fic so long as their OTP is kissysmoochy in it, even if that behavior is OOC. End of story.

I solve this by writing the type of fic I'd want to read. Only a handful of people will actually comment or review, but at the end of the day, these are the people who tend to appreciate my type of writing. They may also like the drivel, but meh. Sometimes even I want uncomplicated shit to read (emphasis on 'shit').