[ SECRET POST #2088 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2088 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: If you were had superpowers

[fingalsanteater]

Unfortunately, I was unknowingly bestowed the power of comical photobombing. My power was given to me by some jerkass, god-like alien who could see how the future unfolded and which threads to pluck to make things 'hilarious.' The alien, in mood that can only be described as "tripping balls," gave me this power to be drawn to wrong place at the wrong time.

Taking wedding photos in the park? I will feel a urge to buy ice cream from a vendor, and sit forlornly on a bench directly in line with photos being taken. I will drop my ice cream on my favorite shirt, and just as I make the ugliest face possibly, the camera will flash and capture my ridiculousness in the background.

Luckily for humanity, my bumbling can be mitigated by good after editing. God-like aliens never think of everything.