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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-09-21 06:48 pm

[ SECRET POST #2089 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2089 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slender Man]


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[TGWTG]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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[Journey Into Mystery]


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[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]


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[Transonic (X-men)]


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[Baldur's Gate]


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[Wanted]


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[Tiger & Bunny]


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[Bionicle]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-09-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So yesterday I made a post about a hilarious website I found called Heroic Homosex.

Turns out most of you had already known about this.

So F!S what other little weird niche corners of the internet have you been keeping from me?

Re: Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-21 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
http://proteys.info/404/
dancing_serpent: (Default)

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[personal profile] dancing_serpent 2012-09-21 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
fingalsanteater: (Default)

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[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2012-09-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] greenvelvetcake 2012-09-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...I have never missed my kitty more than I do now.
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Re: Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

[personal profile] biohazardgirl 2012-09-21 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*checks bookmarks*

It appears that I like very weird things. Hope you're prepared for some pretty hefty linkage. I know I am :D

http://www.stereomood.com/
Music for every mood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity
Latin swear words.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/search.php?tag=Fan%20Fiction&blog_id=132
Fanfiction Friday

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticReading
(Incomplete) list of dramatic readings of terrible things.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Drabble O Matic.

http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/
Fill in the blank correspondence for 'appropriate things' such as love letters and sincere apologies.

http://www.youtube.com/user/CrazyGoggs?feature=watch
Crazy Goggs's channel about tvtropes forums.

Re: Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-22 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
So I went ahead and invented an adjective. This came out:

"The Battle For The Centipede

Around the sun, Myanman belched his centipede. He had been busy with the centipede for hours and now wanted nothing more than a cracked cuddle or a discombobulating massage from his lover Wellhung.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his hopping Wellhung appeared at the door, grinning highly.

"Put down the centipede," Wellhung said wiggly. "Unless you want me to throw that centipede on your nostril."

Myanman put down the centipede. He was appalling. He had never seen Wellhung so disgusting before and it made him fantabulous.

Wellhung picked up the centipede, then withdrew a mirth from her toe. "Don't be so appalling," Wellhung said with a disgusting grimace. "A platypus bit my eyebrow this morning, and everything became meretricious. Now with this centipede and this mirth I can wiggly rule the world!"

Myanman clutched his glistening eyebrow wrinkly. This was his lover, his hopping Wellhung, now staring at him with a disgusting toe.

"Fight it!" Myanman shouted. "The platypus just wants the centipede for his own hopping devices! He doesn't love you, not the cracked way I do!"

Myanman could see Wellhung trembling wrinkly. Myanman reached out his nostril and touched Wellhung's toe wiggly. He was hopping, so hopping, but he knew only his glistening love for Wellhung would break the platypus's spell.

Sure enough, Wellhung dropped the centipede with a thunk. "Oh, Myanman," she squealed. "I'm so cracked, can you ever forgive me?"

But Myanman had already moved around the sun. Like a mighty eagle creeping through the underbrush in a corageous attempt to undermine the badger's sanity, he pressed his nostril into Wellhung's toe. And as they fell together in a meretricious fit of love, the centipede lay on the floor, fantabulous and forgotten."

Wellhung is a female, by the way.

And I've refused to keep on reading Fan Fiction Friday a long time ago since I discovered the most fucked-up fics over there. I don't want to know that certain stuff exists, ok?
darkmanifest: (Default)

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[personal profile] darkmanifest 2012-09-22 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I love Stereomood.
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Re: Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2012-09-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything is terrible!

http://www.everythingisterrible.com/

Eta: Things by Bad Lip Reading. http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/
Edited 2012-09-22 01:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] caecilia 2012-09-22 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] oroburos69 2012-09-22 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, it looks like populationpaste.com is gone.

You'll have to find videos of a centipede crawling into a guy's dick somewhere else. :(
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[personal profile] darkmanifest 2012-09-22 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
http://listen.grooveshark.com/
Listen to free music online (my YouTube alternative for musical purposes)

http://phrontistery.info/
Obscure Words and Vocabulary Resources.

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/
Story and creative inspiration generators.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
Insane and insanely delicious food combinations that will probably kill you.

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Home of Foamy the Squirrel

Re: Not cool. I want in on the weird internet goodies.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-22 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! The Page of Generators has given me many laughs and saved my butt in RPs a few times when I needed a name and just couldn't think of one!