[ SECRET POST #2089 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2089 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slender Man]


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[TGWTG]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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[Journey Into Mystery]


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[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]


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[Transonic (X-men)]


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[Baldur's Gate]


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[Wanted]


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[Tiger & Bunny]


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[Bionicle]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

u ok?

[(Anonymous)]

No, anon. I am not okay. Once it has begun, it cannot be stopped. It must burn itself out.

The consequences can, at times, be dire. Wars have sprung from the rantings of those who share my affliction. I am the scion of a shameful legacy, and woe unto me that I cannot turn from it. It is in my blood, putrid and infectious, and I have little control over its influence. I can but lock myself away and hope not to offend those who've had the misfortune to be born on a mass of land unfavorable to my disposition.

BUT GOD, THE FRENCH. WITH THEIR BAGUETTES AND THEIR RUFFLES AND THEIR NASAL INFLECTIONS AND THEIR PRETENTIOUS ART. Their arrogant cowards. They hide behind a mask of "sophistication," and run from provocation or censure. They believe themselves to be above and yet have sired no empire and won no great war (nay, they have simply ridden on the coattails of others while simultaneously disdaining them).

I will not respond to what logical and rational perspectives you may impart. It is not that I do not want to; it is only that, in my current state, I am incapable. I am lost to the madness of my curse. I can see vague outlines beyond the veil, but I cannot reach or access them; my brain shuts down at the point of acquisition. Thus, though there is a part of my that recognizes the ridiculousness of my feelings, I am prevented from articulating anything beyond stereotypical ranting.

[(Anonymous)]

SA

AND WOE BETIDE ME THAT IN MY STATE I HAVE FORGOTTEN SIMPLE SPELLING RULES. *They're arrogant cowards. That is the correct form of this sentence.

DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THIS INSENSIBLE RAGE HAS DONE TO ME?

[anonymouslyyours]

Vous me portait paysan.

[(Anonymous)]

You vile oligarchical incendiary peacock. Envious of an outdated conception of nobility, are you? DO YOU WANT TO BE A SOFT ARISTOCRAT? DO YOU? YOU SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE OUR STEEL, COURT DANDY.

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Oh goodness me. Do you not see what you do? I do not wish to try swords with you, gentle sir, but you may very well leave me no choice.

[anonymouslyyours]

J'accepte votre défi, vous actu sale américain!

[(Anonymous)]

Well then, as you might be wont to say in the sublime travesty that is your god-forsaken land...EN GUARDE!

*sallies forth with saber in hand, slashing at her foe*

[anonymouslyyours]

Je abandonner.

[(Anonymous)]

...

I should exalt in this not unexpected turn of events, and yet I feel a profound shame.

What is this, Frenchman? What game do you now play? Is this but a parry, a clever feint meant to lure me into false confidence? If so, I will not fall for it, fiend! Test my blade! Go on, TEST IT!

*waves saber menacingly*

[anonymouslyyours]

Mon français n'est pas très bon. Je suis accablé.

Je vous connais.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh dear. I guess it's time to break this, then, haha.

But...dude, that was awesome. Thank you.

[anonymouslyyours]

Gracias.

[(Anonymous)]

...de nada?

[anonymouslyyours]

Yo no podía recordar cómo dar las gracias a alguien en francés y era demasiado perezoso para buscar.

Me da vergüenza.

[(Anonymous)]

Ironically, my grasp of Spanish is not as good as my grasp of French.

I'm afraid you've lost me, gentle sir. :(

[anonymouslyyours]

I couldn't remember how to say thanks in French and was too lazy to search.

I am embarrassed.

[(Anonymous)]

Aha! Well...

A) Merci beaucoup!

B) Do not be embarrassed. :)

C) I must go, so good night to you!

[anonymouslyyours]

Dormir une bien drôle (???)

[fingalsanteater]

What. The. Fuck. Just happened in this thread? The tangents we go off on... man.

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm suspicious that "we" is a not-so-thinly-veiled "you".

[fingalsanteater]

Nah. I don't speak or really read French. My Spanish is better (my reading level is between that of a fetus and a three year old).

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh I meant in general I'm involved in the tangents more often than not.

My french is non-existent and crap but I think I started the whole thing by saying "You bore me peasant", accepting their challenge and calling them a dirty American cur, and then surrendering.