[ SECRET POST #2089 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2089 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slender Man]


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[TGWTG]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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[Journey Into Mystery]


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[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]


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[Transonic (X-men)]


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[Baldur's Gate]


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[Wanted]


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[Tiger & Bunny]


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[Bionicle]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #298.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

ARBITRARY RANT TIME

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT is with artists who draw those hideously stiff, flat nipples that jut out about half a foot

I mean I'd say they look sort of like baby bottle nipples EXCEPT BABY BOTTLES ARE MORE REALISTIC BECAUSE BABIES HAVE MORE SENSE THAN TO FALL FOR THAT SHIT

maybe someone took "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" too literally and thought "chicks. chicks are aliens. let's give 'em ALIEN SUCKER APPENDAGES ON THEIR CHESTS"

or maybe it was some well-intentioned sci-fi artist who came up with it and thought "man, these extraterrestrial ladies are excellent, look at their bizarre and completely alien chest appendages" and someone else thought "WOW THAT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO DRAW NIPPLES" and started DRAWING IT ON ALL THEIR PORN

IT'S NOT EVEN SEXY WHY DO THESE PEOPLE APPARENTLY THINK THAT NIPPLES THAT AT BEST LOOK LIKE TEENY TINY TIT-HATS ARE THE MOST AROUSING THING THIS SIDE OF TENTACLES

I DON'T EVEN READ PORN WHY DO I CARE

Re: ARBITRARY RANT TIME

[intrigueing]

I've never seen this example in particular and I'm glad because it sounds eye-searing, but I do remember raging very often at comic book artists who draw superheroines with perfectly spherical diamond-hard breasts. Not because of the objectification, tbh, because I'm fairly apathetic about cheesecake, but because it look HIDEOUS. Like the heroines all have bowling balls glued to their completely-flat chests, with only about a dime-sized slice of the bowling ball's surface tangent to their flesh. It looks so ugly I can't imagine any human being would ever find it sexy.