[ SECRET POST #2094 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

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Comments

[hoggle2807]

There are fannish people who DON'T ship Judas/Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

I ship Judas/Matthew hatesex, actually. Or possibly bad breakup. That level of sniping requires sexual tension gone wrong.

Though I'm more about the Jesus/Thomas, actually. Or Peter/Anybody.

(I don't get why bible fandom is all over the Jesus/Judas. He has at least as much subtext with all of the other disciples! Especially if you get into the apocryphal Gospels. Which are of course the original fanfic. So I'm clearly not the only one who sees it. :P)

[vethica]

Jesus/John anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Judas/Simon Zelotes could be good.

[terabient]

I've seen a lot of Jesus/Luke...

[al28894]

You have no idea how much this convo reminds me of the old TV Tropes' Rule 34 Troper Tales.

THAT WAS A GOLDMINE OF MINDF**K.

[unicornherds]

Especially from Jesus Christ Superstar, which it looks like was the source of the pic? Pretty sure everyone involved in that play ever ships Jesus/Judas.

[(Anonymous)]

THIS SO FUCKING MUCH

[fenm]

Isn't Judas dead before the Crucifixion in JCS?

[unicornherds]

Yeah but then he comes back to sing a song.

[fenm]

Oh, I know JCS is after Judas' death, but I didn't know he interacted with Jesus during that. Admittedly, I'm only familiar with the movie version.

[tabaqui]

Isn't this way too bloody to be JCS? I don't remember it being that gory.

(But if there's gonna be a ship from that, it's gonna have to be Jesus/Pilate, where Pilate was played by Alice Cooper.)

[nobara]

Yup, that's JCS. From the late-'90s UK revival with Glenn Carter and Jérôme Pradon.

Actually Alice Cooper played Herod, not Pilate ('96 London revival!), but that ship would work too, I guess...

[tabaqui]

Oh! You're right. It's been ages since i've seen his bit.

Wow - here i was thinking that was something from that Mel Gibson Jesus movie, which seemed excessively gory.

[wauwy]

Excuse you, Jesus/Peter???

j/k, everyone really does ship Jesus/Judas. Jesus/Mary Magdalene is my OTP though because I'm a whore for canon.

[fingalsanteater]

... whore for canon.

Ha.

[wauwy]

[unicornherds]

No OT3 Jesus/Mary/Judas?

[(Anonymous)]

Can we have it with a side of Luke/Paul, Peter/Paul and maybe Peter/John? mmmh the rivalries the UST the hatesex!

[(Anonymous)]

Pfft, everyone knows Jesus/Mary Magdalene is canon. :P