[ SECRET POST #2094 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[intrigueing]

MARX BROTHERS SECRET OH MY GOD AM I IN HEAVEN?????


....I can totally picture Tony saying "Of course you know, this means war!" after the Helicarrier attack went down. So, so, sooooooo easily.

And "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

And "A child of five would understand this. Someone fetch me a child of five." (Probably to Steve).

And "I intend to live forever or die trying!"

And "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

/can't think of any more Tony-sounding Groucho quotes off the top of my head, but I'm disturbed that I came up with so many so fast

[(Anonymous)]

lol I can so imagine Tony saying these

[greenvelvetcake]

I think if he said "Of course you know, this means war!" the younger crowd would associate it with Looney Tunes before Groucho.

"One morning I shot an Asgardian prince in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

[anonymouslyyours]

...I think I could figure out how an Asgardian prince would get into one's pajamas.

[greenvelvetcake]

Both of them would stretch them out! Both of them are so tall (and Tony is so short) the cuffs would hit knees/elbows. And Thor would pop the buttons off.

[anonymouslyyours]

I don't see a problem in Thor popping buttons off of Tony's clothes?

Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[greenvelvetcake]

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[anonymouslyyours]

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[greenvelvetcake]

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[anonymouslyyours]

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[tabaqui]

Eee! All the Tony RDJ .gifs!

I was randomly flipping channels the other night and found 'Back to School', a ridiculous eighties movie with Rodney Dangerfield as the rich dad who goes 'back to school' with his son. And RDJ was the weirdo roommate with funky hair and clothes and political ideas and it was SO FUN to see him and he was so....

Himself. He's just adorable. :)

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[oroburos69]

More aroused by this gifset than by your porn ones, excluding that one with the pop-out penis which I watched for approximately 5 minutes in baffled fascination of wanting to know what happened next.

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[anonymouslyyours]

I agree strongly.

Except that I am completely blanking on what pop-out penis .gif you're talking about.

Re: Thor do you know how expensive that shirt was was oh fuck it I'm a billionaire

[oroburos69]

It was blowjobs, m/f, girl kneeling in front of him and pulling down his pants. Penis pops out and bobs up and down and it was strangely arousing to me for reasons I cannot explain.

[intrigueing]

Thor'd give Tony some Asgardian sleepwear as an apology for ruining his pajamas. And now I'm picturing RDJ's weeny!Tony in Thor's ridiculous Asgardian nightshirt or whatever being all >:( because he's too tiny for anything to fit him. The mental image is too adorbs ;)

[anonymouslyyours]

All I got out of this is the conviction that RDJ has named his weeny Iron Man.

[intrigueing]

"One morning I shot an Asgardian prince in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

Obviously Tony would supply all the Avengers with fluffy flannel Iron Man PJ's when they moved into the tower. Thor would be the only one who would wear them. ;)

[greenvelvetcake]

And he would request sleepovers! Natasha would join him, if only to braid his hair.

[(Anonymous)]

(to Bruce): “I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.”

(to Loki in the penthouse): “Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it, I hear they’re going to tear you down and put up an office building where you’re standing. You can leave in a taxi. Or you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. Say, you know you haven’t stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

(aaand a spot of Tony/Loki): “You might think me a sentimental old fluff, but may I have a lock of your hair? ...You’re getting off easy, I was going to ask for the whole wig!”

(can be used with any supervillain): “Hey you big bully, stop picking on that little bully.”

[(Anonymous)]

>“Hey you big bully, stop picking on that little bully.”

Okay, you know what? I want Tony to literally quote that line in Iron Man 3 or the next Avengers movie. PLEEEEEEZE.

[anonymouslyyours]

+1

+1

[greenvelvetcake]

Some villain is beating up on Loki and BAM Tony to the... rescue-ish.

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

Oh, i luff.

[(Anonymous)]

Ohgodyes.

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends--may they never meet."

"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must've been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

The major issue, I think, is that Groucho was always the one pursuing the fortune (usually in the form of a rich widow) and Tony is already stinking rich. Still, I'd pay damn good money to see the two of them verbally burning each other over a drink or fifty.

[intrigueing]

Obviously, instead of chasing rich widows for their fortune, he chases genius scientists for their giant green rage monsters.