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⌈ Secret Post #2094 ⌋

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Shhhhh! Don't tell the tumblr person that. They might unquote me. Then where would I be?

I would no longer hate my vagina. We can't have that now can we?

Nope, that would ruin everything. You have to hate it or your lack of hatred will make your vagina arrogant. Then your vagina might get to full of itself, thinking it runs the place. Nothing worse than a vagina with a huge ego.

I want on the tumblr too, I can't believe I missed all the fun. Are they always posting things that are ridiculous? I mean, if they want to come after us there have been way more offensive posts...

Finally! Somebody gets it! I mean, a vagina with a huge ego might start expecting things like equal pay for equal work or some shit like that.

Mmm, they're kind of sporadic. They were on us for a while and then seemed to give up. I think they come to us when they can't find actual misogyny anywhere and then make stuff up about us. So it's really the luck of the draw.

You really wouldn't want your vagina to get cocky. (Terrible, I know, but it had to be said.)

If we're lucky they're watching now and secretly raging over the fact that nobody is heartbroken by their condemnation.

It was glorious.

Naw, I bet they're just taking it as how "superior" they are and how much of "misogynistic scum" we are. Think of the ego boost we are to them.

So everything we do serves to feed the beast? Excellent... no, not just excellent *Mr. Burns fingers* Excellent

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